VALENTINE'S DAY

[sculpted]

[[DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS, ROUTE 29? IT'S GODDAMN VALENTINE'S DAY, THAT'S WHAT IT IS

and what could possibly be more fitting for the most beautiful day of the year than Major Alex Louis fucking Armstrong and his set of absolutely perfectly sculpted muscles?

But you could get that any day of the year! So what's special about today? Why, he's got two friends with him! And he's dazzling so hard that....well, his very words appear to be sparkling!]]

Truly, this is the most beautiful day of the year, friends!

[[Already crying deeply, here's Armstrong himself! But who is with him?

It's Hughes! He glances down at the outfit he's wearing, and then back up at Armstrong.]]

Well, this is certainly interesting!

[[Have a joking flex at the camera. He's laughing too hard to take himself seriously. But at least someone is having fun.]]

I can see why you enjoy this so much, Major! [[Not really. But in the spirit of all things happy, today he can.]] Ah, you know! If I'd dressed like this back home, we might have more than just little Elicia! But Elicia is all I really need in my life.

[[Whipping out a picture. Where does he keep those things? Nobody really knows.]]

JUST LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE LITTLE GIRL...!!

[[However, there's one more to add to the party....]]

Come on, knock it off, Armstrong!

[[It's Isaac!! That said, he's laughing. The happy feelings are infectious, after all!]]

[[SO NOW YOU'VE MET THE CAST. The worst best part? They're all dressed in costumes like THIS!

Where did they get them? Why did they get them? Who really cares? The point is, you're about to faced down by three very manly men (...well, two manly men + Hughes) wearing nothing but tight black pants and a bowtie collar, ready to educate you in the fine art of artistic shirtless flexing.]]


I am simply overwhelmed with the beauty and majesty of you, my friends!

Together, we will display our artisticly trained muscles to the world!

[[YOUR BODIES

THEY

ARE

NOT

READY]]



[[OOC: BASICALLY, COMMENT IN THIS POST AND HAVE THREE FMA-STYLE CHIPPENDALES DANCING AT/WITH YOU AND POTENTIALLY ASSAULTING YOU WITH SPARKLES AND PICTURES OF ADORABLE 3 YEAR OLDS. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT, LBR.

FEEL FREE TO USE THIS AS A MINGLE POST TOO! EVERYONE IS WELCOME TO COME ANND TALK ABOUT HOW TERRIFYING BEAUTIFUL A SIGHT THIS IS!]]

Comments

[Video]

[king_of_flames]

[This face. This face forever.]

What.

...

...

What.

[Video]

[sculpted]

Colonel Mustang....!!!

[[How dare you only contact them through video how is he supposed to party hard with you]]

I trust you are having a glorious day! You have always been such an inspiration to me...!!!

[action forever oh my god]

[explosivecombat]

[...oh what am I looking at and more importantly why am I looking at it]

I...well.

[leto

take

the

whole

fucking

vehicle]

[determinator]

[Seconding all this, jfc.]

Kim...blee...

[I think my whole brain is crying and it kind of hurts!]

...What...?

[Clearly you have a better idea of what's going on than he does! After all, Armstrong doesn't sparkle around Archer! He kills the sparkles, man.]

[video]

[darkenedgales]

[OH FOR THE LOVE OF QUETZALCOATL

WHAT

THE

ACTUAL

FUCK.]

.......................................

[There are no words. NO WORDS. Just staring with his jaw dropped.]

[video]

[sculpted]

[[IF THAT'S THE CASE, ALLOW ARMSTRONG TO DO A LITTLE DANCE FOR YOU, MUSCLES GLISTENING

COME ON

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO ENJOY THIS]]

Is it not a glorious day to be alive?!

[Video]

[papas_bunnydoll]

[Well she's just stunned. So that's where Mr. Maes went.]

...

[Video]

[sculpted]

[[omg an adorable young girl this is almost inappropriate]]

Are you having a lovely day, my dear?

[meatysoviet]

...

[IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL This is... is...]

Am sure the ladies will be unable to keep selves off you~

[Why can't he stop smiling?]

[glaciates]

[8D 8D-- wait]

The ladies...?

[Hold on, that's totally not his intention here! Give him a moment to collect himself!]

That wasn't my intention at all! I mean, I guess maybe Armstrong's interested, but Hughes is married and I'm not... looking...

[Clearly the only solution to this is to blush like the most virginy virgin to ever virgin his way out of virginsville!]

...But! Happy Valentine's Day!

[QUICK LET'S CHANGE THE TOPIC!]

[Video]

[francia]

People who understand me!

[THE HAPPIEST FRANCE]

[THE HAPPIEST]

[Video]

[sculpted]

[[WHAT

WHAT

IS THIS A KINDRED SPIRIT?]]

Meeting those who share an appreciation for the display of the perfected human form....it brings me such joy!

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[usedchannel]

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[ Video ] 2/2

[usedchannel]

She's so cute! Does that mean you've met your 'special someone', Sir? [ block it out block it out BLOCK IT OUT ]

[Video]

[su6tlecoruscate]

[...]

...Happy Valentines Day to you too...

[Because what else can you really say in this situation? ;;]

[Video]

[sculpted]

And a perfect one to you, miss! May all your romantic dreams come true on this day!

[[DON'T FIGHT IT

EMBRACE THE SPARKLE]]

[video]

[militarytactics]

...Happy Valentine's Day.

[okay now he's understanding why Olivier doesn't contact you, Armstrong BUT HE EXPECTED BETTER FROM YOU ISAAC.]

[video]

[glaciates]

[Aww c'mon, man! Can't he have a little fun~?]

Happy Valentine's Day to you too, Miles!

[8D 8D 8D]

video;

[extinguishescandles]

[There are no words right now. Only stunned silence dear god what is he looking at and WHY CAN'T HE LOOK AWAY?! The timer on the oven behind him goes off and he doesn't even notice, that's how stunned he is. That cake's probably going to start burning soon John, you need to snap out of it.]

video;

[sculpted]

[[YOU'RE STUNNED, HE SEES

THE CURE?

STARING AT HIS MUSCLES!!]]

Are you baking something for your beloved, my friend?

[video]

[forhishappiness]

[ WHAT IS SHE SEEING. ]

Re: [video]

[sculpted]

[[MASCULINITY IN IT'S PUREST FORM]]

Are you having a beautiful day, miss?

[Video]

[autocratic]

What a thrilling spectacle!

[Video]

[sculpted]

Ah, a woman of taste! Truly, I am honoured to make your acquaintance!!

action!

[heartbottled]

[ And here's an innocent little girl nearby with her innocent little eyes just handing out free assorted chocolate she made to everyone she passes by! Until-- ]

Hello! Would you misters... like... some...

[ OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD WHAT IN IORYOGI-SAN'S NAME IS SHE STARING AT?!?!?! All the sparkles... oh, how it burns her eyes!!! She'll just stand there for a moment or two, her jaw dropped to the floor before she slowly, veeeeery slowly inches away, hoping they didn't hear her.

And then she runs. ]

H-H-HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!

action!

[heartbottle]

[ But oh! The moment she begins to run to save her eyes however, she... trips on her own feet and sends some of the chocolates flying. ]

Kyaaaaaaaa!!

[ Your sparkles, kind sirs, can be detrimental to health. ]

[video] I think this is the first time I've ever gotten to use this icon.

[eclectical]

[What. What is Jade looking at here. What is even happening anymore.]

[video]

[sculpted]

[[WHAT'S HAPPENING?

BEAUTY.]]

Are you having a glorious Valentine's Day, miss?

action;

[bibliomaniac]

[ Guess who else is in a good mood? That's right, Sheska is, and not just because the ~magic and love~ in the air, but because she has books right now. So many books. How is she even carrying all those books anyways? Well honestly, she barely is. It's pretty surprising she hadn't collapsed yet.

Of course, when she see the spectacle, she can't help but laugh. ]

Oh, Lieutenant Colonel Hughes~! Major Armstrong! Um... and you. [ Who are you again? ]

action; forever

[glaciates]

[SOB. HE IS NOT THAT FORGETFUL, SHESKA!]

Do you need help carrying those? You look like you're gonna fall over!

[...He's not meaning to be insensitive or anything! He's just really blunt and kind of made of 8D right now.]

[video]

[tinymoonkid]

...Dude, you dudes look strong!

[tiny moonkid is impressed!]

[video]

[glaciates]

Thanks! I don't know about Hughes, but I know Armstrong's pretty strong!

[Oh my god a bitty thing complimented him what do? Outside of 8D frantically since today seems to be a great day for that!]

[video 1/2]

[exeggutorhead]

[What

is

happening.

The display even manages to break through Envy's own happiness-intoxication for a good long moment of pure horror confusion.]

[video 2/2]

[exeggutorhead]

[And then he just starts laughing, mostly out of actual amusement instead of mockingly for once. He'd say something, but there's no way he'd be able to get real words out just yet. Just. These people, what are they doing this is the funniest thing Envy's seen all day.]

[...the Pokemon singing may be contributing a lot to this.]

Action

[nasa_dreams]

What.

Action

[sculpted]

Why, beautiful muscles of course!

[Video]

[kougameleon]

The word again - Valentine's Day.

Is this is how it's supposed to work?

[Video]

[sculpted]

This is the most beautiful way, yes!

video;

[worththeclub]

[ Oh. What is. This... ]

Isaac-san...

[ No, really... what is this... Why are you doing this? It's kind of vile... ]

video; forever

[glaciates]

[BECAUSE TODAY IS THE BEST DAY IN THE WORLD, OUKA~!! HE COULD HUG YOU but you're contacting him through video. :<]

Hey, Ouka! Isn't today great?

[8D 8D 8D]

[Video]

[used_realtears]

[Nobita is now on a happiness high, so he's actually not too bothered. Unlike some people, even this isn't snapping him out.]

Wow~! So pretty~!

[He's clutching a red-and-yellow egg to his chest, and lying on his bed in the Violet hotel. His mouth is also smeared with chocolate, which may have contributed to this high.]

[Video]

[sculpted]

The most pretty, my boy!

[[YOU'RE KIND OF ADORABLE THERE]]

Video;

[breedslilacs]

[[Rose has been in such a festive mood for Valentine's Day thanks to the singing, this hardly phases her. All she sees?

People who are really enjoying the holiday. And this can only mean one thing.]]

You know, I do believe the only thing you're missing is a classic storybook bouquet or two of flowers and a decadent basket of chocolates. And I believe I can supply that, if only I knew where you were.

Video;

[sculpted]

Did you say....flowers?

[[ALLOW HIM TO OFFER SOME UP TO THE SCREEN FOR YOU]]

[action]

[notrueking]

[oh...

...oh... oh.

oh.









...OH WELL TODAY IS A MIRACULOUS ANGER-FREE DAY]

Well! I see you three are enjoying yourselves!

[action forever] - THIS IS GONNA SUCK 1 / 3

[glaciates]

[YES IT REALLY IS OH MY GOD HE COULD HUG EVERYONE--]

I DON'T CARE WHERE YOU GUYS OR MY CHARACTERS ARE THIS IS ACTION

[usedscratch]

SPARKLEEEE! [Brb, trying to pounce on the sparkles.]

Action;

[displacedsoul]

. . .

Action; 2/3

[displacedsoul]

[ Maybe I should just........... BACK AWAY while I still can.

Yeah. That sounds good. ]