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VALENTINE'S DAY
[[DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS, ROUTE 29? IT'S GODDAMN VALENTINE'S DAY, THAT'S WHAT IT IS
and what could possibly be more fitting for the most beautiful day of the year than Major Alex Louis fucking Armstrong and his set of absolutely perfectly sculpted muscles?
But you could get that any day of the year! So what's special about today? Why, he's got two friends with him! And he's dazzling so hard that....well, his very words appear to be sparkling!]]
Truly, this is the most beautiful day of the year, friends!
[[Already crying deeply, here's Armstrong himself! But who is with him?
It's Hughes! He glances down at the outfit he's wearing, and then back up at Armstrong.]]
Well, this is certainly interesting!
[[Have a joking flex at the camera. He's laughing too hard to take himself seriously. But at least someone is having fun.]]
I can see why you enjoy this so much, Major! [[Not really. But in the spirit of all things happy, today he can.]] Ah, you know! If I'd dressed like this back home, we might have more than just little Elicia! But Elicia is all I really need in my life.
[[Whipping out a picture. Where does he keep those things? Nobody really knows.]]
JUST LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE LITTLE GIRL...!!
[[However, there's one more to add to the party....]]
Come on, knock it off, Armstrong!
[[It's Isaac!! That said, he's laughing. The happy feelings are infectious, after all!]]
[[SO NOW YOU'VE MET THE CAST. Theworst best part? They're all dressed in costumes like THIS!
Where did they get them? Why did they get them? Who really cares? The point is, you're about to faced down by three very manly men (...well, two manly men + Hughes) wearing nothing but tight black pants and a bowtie collar, ready to educate you in the fine art of artistic shirtless flexing.]]
I am simply overwhelmed with the beauty and majesty of you, my friends!
Together, we will display our artisticly trained muscles to the world!
[[YOUR BODIES
THEY
ARE
NOT
READY]]
[[OOC: BASICALLY, COMMENT IN THIS POST AND HAVE THREE FMA-STYLE CHIPPENDALES DANCING AT/WITH YOU AND POTENTIALLY ASSAULTING YOU WITH SPARKLES AND PICTURES OF ADORABLE 3 YEAR OLDS. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT, LBR.
FEEL FREE TO USE THIS AS A MINGLE POST TOO! EVERYONE IS WELCOME TO COME ANND TALK ABOUT HOWTERRIFYING BEAUTIFUL A SIGHT THIS IS!]]
and what could possibly be more fitting for the most beautiful day of the year than Major Alex Louis fucking Armstrong and his set of absolutely perfectly sculpted muscles?
But you could get that any day of the year! So what's special about today? Why, he's got two friends with him! And he's dazzling so hard that....well, his very words appear to be sparkling!]]
Truly, this is the most beautiful day of the year, friends!
[[Already crying deeply, here's Armstrong himself! But who is with him?
It's Hughes! He glances down at the outfit he's wearing, and then back up at Armstrong.]]
Well, this is certainly interesting!
[[Have a joking flex at the camera. He's laughing too hard to take himself seriously. But at least someone is having fun.]]
I can see why you enjoy this so much, Major! [[Not really. But in the spirit of all things happy, today he can.]] Ah, you know! If I'd dressed like this back home, we might have more than just little Elicia! But Elicia is all I really need in my life.
[[Whipping out a picture. Where does he keep those things? Nobody really knows.]]
JUST LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE LITTLE GIRL...!!
[[However, there's one more to add to the party....]]
Come on, knock it off, Armstrong!
[[It's Isaac!! That said, he's laughing. The happy feelings are infectious, after all!]]
[[SO NOW YOU'VE MET THE CAST. The
Where did they get them? Why did they get them? Who really cares? The point is, you're about to faced down by three very manly men (...well, two manly men + Hughes) wearing nothing but tight black pants and a bowtie collar, ready to educate you in the fine art of artistic shirtless flexing.]]
I am simply overwhelmed with the beauty and majesty of you, my friends!
Together, we will display our artisticly trained muscles to the world!
[[YOUR BODIES
THEY
ARE
NOT
READY]]
[[OOC: BASICALLY, COMMENT IN THIS POST AND HAVE THREE FMA-STYLE CHIPPENDALES DANCING AT/WITH YOU AND POTENTIALLY ASSAULTING YOU WITH SPARKLES AND PICTURES OF ADORABLE 3 YEAR OLDS. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT, LBR.
FEEL FREE TO USE THIS AS A MINGLE POST TOO! EVERYONE IS WELCOME TO COME ANND TALK ABOUT HOW
action!
Hello! Would you misters... like... some...
[ OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD WHAT IN IORYOGI-SAN'S NAME IS SHE STARING AT?!?!?! All the sparkles... oh, how it burns her eyes!!! She'll just stand there for a moment or two, her jaw dropped to the floor before she slowly, veeeeery slowly inches away, hoping they didn't hear her.
And then she runs. ]
H-H-HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!
action!
Kyaaaaaaaa!!
[ Your sparkles, kind sirs, can be detrimental to health. ]
action!
[[LET HIM HEAL YOU WITH HIS SPARKLES!!]]