VALENTINE'S DAY

[sculpted]

[[DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS, ROUTE 29? IT'S GODDAMN VALENTINE'S DAY, THAT'S WHAT IT IS

and what could possibly be more fitting for the most beautiful day of the year than Major Alex Louis fucking Armstrong and his set of absolutely perfectly sculpted muscles?

But you could get that any day of the year! So what's special about today? Why, he's got two friends with him! And he's dazzling so hard that....well, his very words appear to be sparkling!]]

Truly, this is the most beautiful day of the year, friends!

[[Already crying deeply, here's Armstrong himself! But who is with him?

It's Hughes! He glances down at the outfit he's wearing, and then back up at Armstrong.]]

Well, this is certainly interesting!

[[Have a joking flex at the camera. He's laughing too hard to take himself seriously. But at least someone is having fun.]]

I can see why you enjoy this so much, Major! [[Not really. But in the spirit of all things happy, today he can.]] Ah, you know! If I'd dressed like this back home, we might have more than just little Elicia! But Elicia is all I really need in my life.

[[Whipping out a picture. Where does he keep those things? Nobody really knows.]]

JUST LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE LITTLE GIRL...!!

[[However, there's one more to add to the party....]]

Come on, knock it off, Armstrong!

[[It's Isaac!! That said, he's laughing. The happy feelings are infectious, after all!]]

[[SO NOW YOU'VE MET THE CAST. The worst best part? They're all dressed in costumes like THIS!

Where did they get them? Why did they get them? Who really cares? The point is, you're about to faced down by three very manly men (...well, two manly men + Hughes) wearing nothing but tight black pants and a bowtie collar, ready to educate you in the fine art of artistic shirtless flexing.]]


I am simply overwhelmed with the beauty and majesty of you, my friends!

Together, we will display our artisticly trained muscles to the world!

[[YOUR BODIES

THEY

ARE

NOT

READY]]



[[OOC: BASICALLY, COMMENT IN THIS POST AND HAVE THREE FMA-STYLE CHIPPENDALES DANCING AT/WITH YOU AND POTENTIALLY ASSAULTING YOU WITH SPARKLES AND PICTURES OF ADORABLE 3 YEAR OLDS. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT, LBR.

FEEL FREE TO USE THIS AS A MINGLE POST TOO! EVERYONE IS WELCOME TO COME ANND TALK ABOUT HOW TERRIFYING BEAUTIFUL A SIGHT THIS IS!]]

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[bibliomaniac]

[ Guess who else is in a good mood? That's right, Sheska is, and not just because the ~magic and love~ in the air, but because she has books right now. So many books. How is she even carrying all those books anyways? Well honestly, she barely is. It's pretty surprising she hadn't collapsed yet.

Of course, when she see the spectacle, she can't help but laugh. ]

Oh, Lieutenant Colonel Hughes~! Major Armstrong! Um... and you. [ Who are you again? ]

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[glaciates]

[SOB. HE IS NOT THAT FORGETFUL, SHESKA!]

Do you need help carrying those? You look like you're gonna fall over!

[...He's not meaning to be insensitive or anything! He's just really blunt and kind of made of 8D right now.]

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[bibliomaniac]

[ YES YOU ARE, YOU ONE-SHOT CHARCTER! ]

Oh, I wouldn't want to waste your time by making you carry my books. [ If her hands were free, she would probably clasp them together and look at Issac with doe eyes. ]

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[bibliomaniac]

But since you insist so much, please do. [ Hope you enjoy carrying books, Isaac, because you are getting all the books! ]

THIS ICON. ALLOW ME TO SPAM IT.

[glaciates]

[Oh come on, he's strong! Carrying your books around is no big deal!]

So where are you taking these? Sheska, right?

[He's pretty good with names and faces, after all!]

[bibliomaniac]

That's right! I'm taking these books to my room at the inn for some light reading. [ Light reading? If this is light, what's heavy...? ]

There's just so much to learn about this new world, I have to read everything about it! [ She has a feeling that she's forgetting something, but what?

Oh well, probably nothing important. ]

[glaciates]

Oh, so that's what all these books are for?

[Now that he gets a good look at them... yes, they do all seem to be about Pokémon!]

So are you actually training your Pokémon? Sure, knowing about the world is great and all, but it won't do you much good if you can't actually protect yourself.

[bibliomaniac]

Of course I am, I'm just taking a well deserved break from traveling non-stop. [ Okay she actually has been slacking a little at the training Pokemon bit but come on she's a bookworm. Things like 'training' and 'traveling' are foreign concepts to her (although she learnt about them from books!) ]

[glaciates]

That works!

[It's always strange to see people who aren't used to travelling around for days on end! Though being in a town is nice!]

But I take it you've been having fun otherwise?

[bibliomaniac]

[ Some people live normal lives that don't involve overthrowing the government, Isaac. ]

The first few days were rough, but this place is okay. Actually, I'm really glad, since I've gotten able to see Lieutenant Colonel... Mister Hughes again.

[glaciates]

Yeah? He's a pretty great guy, huh?

[HUGHES IS A BRO, AND HE'S OUR FAVORITE BRO 8D]

[bibliomaniac]

Yeah, Mr. Hughes' really a really great guy! No, not just great, the greatest!

[ EVEN IF HE IS A SLAVE DRIVER! 8D ]

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[sculpted]

[[WHY CAN'T SHE HOLD ALL THOSE LIMES BOOKS]]

Sheska! How it warms my heart to see you!

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[bibliomaniac]

[ BECAUSE SHE'S A WEAK LITTLE BOOKWORM. ]

And it warms mine to see you too, Major Armstrong!

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[derpsaboutfamily]

Sheska! I see you've made it!

[bibliomaniac]

That's right sir, thanks to Colonel Archer helping me! [ ALTHOUGH IT WAS A VERY AWKWARD TRIP FROM CHERRYGROVE TO VIOLET. SO AWKWARD. ]

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[derpsaboutfamily]

[ .... Archer. ]

[derpsaboutfamily]

[ WHATEVS, WHATEVS. WHY WAS HE UPSET WITH ARCHER AGAIN...? ]

Ah! So you know the Colonel as well?

[bibliomaniac]

He rehired me after you fired me, so I worked under him for while. [ YOU KNOW, JUST RECREATED SOME IMPORTANT FILES AND THEN DESTROYED THE EVIDENCE. ]

[derpsaboutfamily]

[ He did what now? Must be in the future. Why would he fire you though? ]

Ah! I'm sorry about... that...!

[ His alternate self must be mean ;A; He's sorry Sheska, he'd never fire you! ]

[bibliomaniac]

You don't have to be sorry, you did it to protect me. [ BECAUSE OOPS YOU LEARNT TERRIBLE SECRETS AND GOT DEATH FOR IT. ]

[derpsaboutfamily]

It's funny, but you're the first person I've met here who actually knows Colonel Archer!

[bibliomaniac]

[ She is? Huh, that's a bit weird, isn't it? Eh, whatever whatever. ]

Well, he's not exactly a popular guy. [ Because he's kinda a douchebag. ]

[derpsaboutfamily]

I... can imagine so!

[bibliomaniac]

Yeah, I was pretty surprise when he offered to hire me, since I didn't even know him.