VALENTINE'S DAY

[sculpted]

[[DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS, ROUTE 29? IT'S GODDAMN VALENTINE'S DAY, THAT'S WHAT IT IS

and what could possibly be more fitting for the most beautiful day of the year than Major Alex Louis fucking Armstrong and his set of absolutely perfectly sculpted muscles?

But you could get that any day of the year! So what's special about today? Why, he's got two friends with him! And he's dazzling so hard that....well, his very words appear to be sparkling!]]

Truly, this is the most beautiful day of the year, friends!

[[Already crying deeply, here's Armstrong himself! But who is with him?

It's Hughes! He glances down at the outfit he's wearing, and then back up at Armstrong.]]

Well, this is certainly interesting!

[[Have a joking flex at the camera. He's laughing too hard to take himself seriously. But at least someone is having fun.]]

I can see why you enjoy this so much, Major! [[Not really. But in the spirit of all things happy, today he can.]] Ah, you know! If I'd dressed like this back home, we might have more than just little Elicia! But Elicia is all I really need in my life.

[[Whipping out a picture. Where does he keep those things? Nobody really knows.]]

JUST LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE LITTLE GIRL...!!

[[However, there's one more to add to the party....]]

Come on, knock it off, Armstrong!

[[It's Isaac!! That said, he's laughing. The happy feelings are infectious, after all!]]

[[SO NOW YOU'VE MET THE CAST. The worst best part? They're all dressed in costumes like THIS!

Where did they get them? Why did they get them? Who really cares? The point is, you're about to faced down by three very manly men (...well, two manly men + Hughes) wearing nothing but tight black pants and a bowtie collar, ready to educate you in the fine art of artistic shirtless flexing.]]


I am simply overwhelmed with the beauty and majesty of you, my friends!

Together, we will display our artisticly trained muscles to the world!

[[YOUR BODIES

THEY

ARE

NOT

READY]]



[[OOC: BASICALLY, COMMENT IN THIS POST AND HAVE THREE FMA-STYLE CHIPPENDALES DANCING AT/WITH YOU AND POTENTIALLY ASSAULTING YOU WITH SPARKLES AND PICTURES OF ADORABLE 3 YEAR OLDS. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT, LBR.

FEEL FREE TO USE THIS AS A MINGLE POST TOO! EVERYONE IS WELCOME TO COME ANND TALK ABOUT HOW TERRIFYING BEAUTIFUL A SIGHT THIS IS!]]

Comments

video; forever

[glaciates]

[BECAUSE TODAY IS THE BEST DAY IN THE WORLD, OUKA~!! HE COULD HUG YOU but you're contacting him through video. :<]

Hey, Ouka! Isn't today great?

[8D 8D 8D]

pretty much~

[worththeclub]

[ Yes, well, she'd be closer if the lovebirds weren't so slow!

... Speaking of lovebirds, she had something she wanted to complain to you about. :| But she can't seem to complain ... for some reason. ]

It's... yes! Very great.

[ Have an awkward laugh. This is so vile... she should not be... this cheerful... at... this... ]

[glaciates]

Happy Valentine's Day! I take it you're enjoying it?

[OH COME ON OUKA HE'S NOT ~THAT~ BUSTED! ...well if you ignore his face at least!]

[..........oh wait you're a little young for him. NEVER MIND THEN!]

[worththeclub]

Y-yes!

[ SOMEHOW, SHE FEELS LIKE SHE REALLY SHOULDN'T BE ENJOYING THIS... 8| ]

The weather has cleared up quite nicely! [ A laugh ] Otherwise, it'd be quite cold in that... outfit... wouldn't it?

[glaciates]

Back home I worked with water-based alchemy; I could freeze almost anything with enough water. I'm used to the cold!

[Though yes, it would be rather uncomfortable wearing this in the freezing cold!]

[worththeclub]

... Anyone could freeze almost anything with a big enough fridge.

[ She is not sure she understands what you're talking about. ]

[glaciates]

[...Okay, that's going to get him to laugh, hang on!]

That's not what I meant. I use alchemy - it's a science that's really important in Amestris - and I can alter the molecular bonds in water in order to freeze or boil things.

[He'll hold up his left hand to the camera, glove removed and array visible.]

I use this array in order to do it. I had a gauntlet it was etched into, but unfortunately that was taken from me.

[worththeclub]

I see! So it's science, then? We don't have anything like that in Japan.

[glaciates]

Yeah. There are a lot of alchemists in Amestris. There's a lot of different types of alchemy too. What do you guys use in Japan, then? The alchemists who join the military are used as tools of war; what do you guys have instead?

[worththeclub]

... Guns? And bombs. I guess that's kind of science, too.

[glaciates]

Yeah it is.

[Ugh, explosives. Let's not go there! So! Time for a totally subtle topic change!]

How have you been anyway?

[worththeclub]

Better... now... It's kind of weird, but I really can't complain today.

[ Any other day, SHE WOULD TOTALLY BE COMPLAINING... ]

What about you? [ Giggle ] I see you're having... fun.

[glaciates]

[That's a first! ...orz]

Yeah, today's been pretty great! Armstrong and Hughes are a lot of fun!

[Oh wait, wait! Isaac pulls a Pokéball out of... nowhere and releases the Pokémon inside. Say hello to his newest capture, Ouka! It's a Lapras!]

Kimblee helped me catch this one; she's really strong!

[Also kind of pretty!]

[worththeclub]

How pretty! Do you have a name for her yet?