VALENTINE'S DAY

[sculpted]

[[DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS, ROUTE 29? IT'S GODDAMN VALENTINE'S DAY, THAT'S WHAT IT IS

and what could possibly be more fitting for the most beautiful day of the year than Major Alex Louis fucking Armstrong and his set of absolutely perfectly sculpted muscles?

But you could get that any day of the year! So what's special about today? Why, he's got two friends with him! And he's dazzling so hard that....well, his very words appear to be sparkling!]]

Truly, this is the most beautiful day of the year, friends!

[[Already crying deeply, here's Armstrong himself! But who is with him?

It's Hughes! He glances down at the outfit he's wearing, and then back up at Armstrong.]]

Well, this is certainly interesting!

[[Have a joking flex at the camera. He's laughing too hard to take himself seriously. But at least someone is having fun.]]

I can see why you enjoy this so much, Major! [[Not really. But in the spirit of all things happy, today he can.]] Ah, you know! If I'd dressed like this back home, we might have more than just little Elicia! But Elicia is all I really need in my life.

[[Whipping out a picture. Where does he keep those things? Nobody really knows.]]

JUST LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE LITTLE GIRL...!!

[[However, there's one more to add to the party....]]

Come on, knock it off, Armstrong!

[[It's Isaac!! That said, he's laughing. The happy feelings are infectious, after all!]]

[[SO NOW YOU'VE MET THE CAST. The worst best part? They're all dressed in costumes like THIS!

Where did they get them? Why did they get them? Who really cares? The point is, you're about to faced down by three very manly men (...well, two manly men + Hughes) wearing nothing but tight black pants and a bowtie collar, ready to educate you in the fine art of artistic shirtless flexing.]]


I am simply overwhelmed with the beauty and majesty of you, my friends!

Together, we will display our artisticly trained muscles to the world!

[[YOUR BODIES

THEY

ARE

NOT

READY]]



[[OOC: BASICALLY, COMMENT IN THIS POST AND HAVE THREE FMA-STYLE CHIPPENDALES DANCING AT/WITH YOU AND POTENTIALLY ASSAULTING YOU WITH SPARKLES AND PICTURES OF ADORABLE 3 YEAR OLDS. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT, LBR.

FEEL FREE TO USE THIS AS A MINGLE POST TOO! EVERYONE IS WELCOME TO COME ANND TALK ABOUT HOW TERRIFYING BEAUTIFUL A SIGHT THIS IS!]]

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[ Gasp!! She stares at the pictures with a certain fondness, wondering if maybe her father had possibly been sent here. That would explain why he was absent in her life- not that weird 'dee-bore-s' stuff Mystic Maya talked about. Not that she doesn't take her word for it, but... ]

Really?! Oh, please, tell me all bout it, Sir!!

[ Pearl no please tHINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE ASKING FOR ]

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[derpsaboutfamily]

[ ... TOO LATE, LOLOLOLOL. SUDDENLY, TWO MORE PICTURES... ]

Well! This one is my darling little Elicia! She just turned three recently! The day before I arrived here, actually! She's so smart, and talented~ Only three and already talking like a big kid~!

And this is my wife, Gracia. She's the best wife and mother anyone could ever ask for, really! It's a shame I couldn't bring any of her cooking here with me, because she makes the most delicious food! All sorts of food, too! Any meal. Even dessert!

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[usedchannel]

[ Gasp! ]

Three? She's younger than I am.... [ And very cute, she might add! ] She sounds a lot like Mystic Maya- does that mean she can channel spirits, as well?

Really? I wish she could teach me- Oh, how did you two meet? I bet it was really romantic!!

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[derpsaboutfamily]

Oh? And how old are you~?

[ Blink blink ]

No... I don't believe she can channel any spirits. I don't think this Mystic Maya of yours exists in our world!

Ah~ if my lovely Gracia ever arrives here, I'll be sure to refer her to you~ I'm sure she'd love to have a student. She used to frequent a local bakery that I passed very often, actually! I used to walk by every morning thinking she was the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen! And one day, I just worked up the courage to sit down and talk to her. Best decision of my life, really!

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[ Pearl holds up all of her fingers, since her Abra is holding the 'gear for her while she does this. ]

I'm ten years old!

- Oh... Well, that isn't a surprise, really... [ Maybe a lil. ]

Really? You would do that? [ Oh her little heart can't believe it- she might learn how to cook really, really good food like 'Gracia' can! This is just-

She is trying not to squeal. That's just so...so... ]
That's so romantic, Sir! And you were very brave, talking to her even if you had never talked to her before! I wish I was that brave... [ Siiigh... ]

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[derpsaboutfamily]

Yes! I'd offer to help you cook, myself, but my cooking isn't that great, unfortunately.

[ Oh my gosh, you are the cutest thing... He might be trying a bit hard not to squeal himself, over here. ]

You're talking to me, aren't you~? I think you're braver than you think.