sculpted: (Sorrow and Poverty come forth)
Major Alex Louis Armstrong ([personal profile] sculpted) wrote2012-02-14 05:12 pm

VALENTINE'S DAY

[[DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS, ROUTE 29? IT'S GODDAMN VALENTINE'S DAY, THAT'S WHAT IT IS

and what could possibly be more fitting for the most beautiful day of the year than Major Alex Louis fucking Armstrong and his set of absolutely perfectly sculpted muscles?

But you could get that any day of the year! So what's special about today? Why, he's got two friends with him! And he's dazzling so hard that....well, his very words appear to be sparkling!]]


Truly, this is the most beautiful day of the year, friends!

[[Already crying deeply, here's Armstrong himself! But who is with him?

It's Hughes! He glances down at the outfit he's wearing, and then back up at Armstrong.]]


Well, this is certainly interesting!

[[Have a joking flex at the camera. He's laughing too hard to take himself seriously. But at least someone is having fun.]]

I can see why you enjoy this so much, Major! [[Not really. But in the spirit of all things happy, today he can.]] Ah, you know! If I'd dressed like this back home, we might have more than just little Elicia! But Elicia is all I really need in my life.

[[Whipping out a picture. Where does he keep those things? Nobody really knows.]]

JUST LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE LITTLE GIRL...!!


[[However, there's one more to add to the party....]]

Come on, knock it off, Armstrong!

[[It's Isaac!! That said, he's laughing. The happy feelings are infectious, after all!]]

[[SO NOW YOU'VE MET THE CAST. The worst best part? They're all dressed in costumes like THIS!

Where did they get them? Why did they get them? Who really cares? The point is, you're about to faced down by three very manly men (...well, two manly men + Hughes) wearing nothing but tight black pants and a bowtie collar, ready to educate you in the fine art of artistic shirtless flexing.]]



I am simply overwhelmed with the beauty and majesty of you, my friends!

Together, we will display our artisticly trained muscles to the world!


[[YOUR BODIES

THEY

ARE

NOT

READY]]




[[OOC: BASICALLY, COMMENT IN THIS POST AND HAVE THREE FMA-STYLE CHIPPENDALES DANCING AT/WITH YOU AND POTENTIALLY ASSAULTING YOU WITH SPARKLES AND PICTURES OF ADORABLE 3 YEAR OLDS. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT, LBR.

FEEL FREE TO USE THIS AS A MINGLE POST TOO! EVERYONE IS WELCOME TO COME ANND TALK ABOUT HOW TERRIFYING BEAUTIFUL A SIGHT THIS IS!]]
snapandscoot: (giggle)

let me try not to self-cest

[personal profile] snapandscoot 2012-02-15 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[[Normally this would make Emmy somehwat flustered.....

not today though]]

Why, I didn't think you had it in you, Maes!
derpsaboutfamily: (laughing)

... action? video? action...

[personal profile] derpsaboutfamily 2012-02-16 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ Laughing. Also teasing you. ]

Should I be offended?
snapandscoot: (Default)

I DON'T EVEN KNOW MAN

[personal profile] snapandscoot 2012-02-17 11:55 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it's not every day I get half-naked men dancing for me!

[[She can tease right back, you know!]]

How ungentlemanly of you, Maes~!
derpsaboutfamily: (:D)

EVERYTHING... I guess action. o/

[personal profile] derpsaboutfamily 2012-02-18 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Armstrong started it 8| ]

Well, I don't know too much about dancing...!

Do you not find this gentlemanly? I'm fairly sure there are different ways of being a gentleman!
snapandscoot: (Thinking)

ACTION IS ALWAYS OK 1/2

[personal profile] snapandscoot 2012-02-19 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
....different ways of being a gentleman?
snapandscoot: (oh i say)

2/2

[personal profile] snapandscoot 2012-02-19 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
M-Maes....!!

[[JUST

YOU ARE BLOWING HER SPARKLE-ADDLED MIND]]


Could this be true?! Different types of gentlemen?!
derpsaboutfamily: (:D)

[personal profile] derpsaboutfamily 2012-02-19 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ HE AIMS TO BLOW. I mean... ]

Of course! If all gentlemen were the same, wouldn't that be boring?
snapandscoot: (?)

[personal profile] snapandscoot 2012-02-19 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[[...MAES, CONTROL YOURSELF]]

But surely they all need to fit a basic sort of definition? Wouldn't you think so?
derpsaboutfamily: (lemme think about this)

[personal profile] derpsaboutfamily 2012-02-20 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Would being fully clothed have to be part of that definition then?
licentious: (The worst mistakes are the best memories)

[video]

[personal profile] licentious 2012-02-16 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my! Just what are you three wonderful men doing?! This is quite the sight to behold!

[ HEY GUYS WHAT'S UP? It's Lust who's really really happy and on some type of E. P.S. her tits are nicely covered so there's no tattoo here. She just giggles endlessly at you ROWDY TEENS. ]
licentious: (So you rear ended another car)

CRIES I LOVE YOU

[personal profile] licentious 2012-02-19 11:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ you are so lucky she is drugged right now through this Good Feeling air!!!!!!

also she really wants to be there right now. Or at least, drugged!Lust wants to be there. Real!Lust wants to know your coordinates so she can dig a pitfall right outside where you are!! ]


My, my, I can't even believe how energetic and physically fit you are! I thought it was impossible for you to get any happier, but I guess I was wrong! Major Armstrong, I truly am honored to have this conversation with you in this emotional state!

Did you receive anything interesting today? I, myself, received quite a gleaming egg! [ Shiny Cubchoo is briefly picked up and displayed on the feed! Just imagine that egg except more purple! Like a Shiny Wailord! ]

licentious: (Changed my mind. I'm wearing a dress.)

girl look at that body

[personal profile] licentious 2012-02-19 11:49 am (UTC)(link)
I'd be completely honored and would love to view your muscles, Major Armstrong. They are an Amestrian symbol! [ gently presses record.

YEP. JOHTO IS DEFINITELY ON THIZZ. QUICK, SOMEONE PASS LUST A GLOWSTICK SHE CAN TURN VIOLET INTO A RAVE BY TWO PM.

Lust immediately takes an interest in the pokemon. The weird name is something the mun can't even pronounce but WHATEVER. Her eyes spark up at the glittery, shiny duck and she can't resist a comment. ]


It seems your pokemon sparkles just like my egg, and yourself! [ THERE MUST BE A CONNECTION. ]
licentious: (Default)

I DON'T KNOW THE REST OF THE SONG.

[personal profile] licentious 2012-02-19 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh boy! Oh boy! It's a Rave! Yet another thing she never went to thanks to Daddy's spectacular parenting :) unless it was to get information or shank dicks. ]

A meeting with you would be spectacular, Major Armstrong! I've longed for that day ever since you were first mentioned to me with your incredible lineage, potential, and style!

[ CLEARLY THE GREAT POKÉ GODS FAVOR THEIR INTERACTIONS SO MUCH THEY ACTUALLY GAVE THEM SOMETHING IN COMMON. ]

I'm afraid the gleam is determine by luck of the draw, but it is a wonderfully beautiful coincidence and a testament to our sophisticated and eye catching tastes, isn't it? [ If there's one thing you can say about Armstrong, it's that he's exceptionally hard to miss. Man, Lust y u no think nice!!! ]

video; CRYING INSIDE

[personal profile] suzakufeather 2012-02-17 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yukiko is pretty much ignoring the manly men in favour of that CUTE ADORABLE LITTLE GIRL IN THE PHOTOGRAPH, however.]

Is that Elicia?

[She peeks closer to get a better look when the photograph is gone...]
derpsaboutfamily: (lookie what I have 8D~)

video; TEARS OF HAPPY?

[personal profile] derpsaboutfamily 2012-02-18 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ THIS IS OKAY WITH MAES. ]

Yes! My adorable little Elicia~

[ Here, he's going to... swap it out for another one! ]

video; FOR ELICIA? YES. FOR SHIRTLESS MEN? NOT SO MUCH orz

[personal profile] suzakufeather 2012-02-18 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[And Yukiko leans forward eagerly.]

Oh! She's lovely.
derpsaboutfamily: (squee 8D)

video; .... BUT... SHIRTLESS MEN...

[personal profile] derpsaboutfamily 2012-02-19 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Isn't she?

[ Have another picture! He's got plenty ]

video; NO B|

[personal profile] suzakufeather 2012-02-21 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
She is! How old is she?

[That's more than okay!]
derpsaboutfamily: (picture in face)

video; ... Fine. 8| As long as you love on Elicia, she's all that matters

[personal profile] derpsaboutfamily 2012-02-22 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
She just turned three! And already walking and talking and doing all the big kids things~

video; yes all the love on Elicia ;u;

[personal profile] suzakufeather 2012-02-22 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
That's wonderful! You sound very proud of her.
derpsaboutfamily: (squee 8D)

video;

[personal profile] derpsaboutfamily 2012-02-22 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I am! Very proud. She's daddy's little girl~!

[ Here's another picture of her riding a tricycle ]

Soooo smart...

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gochuugoku: (Gēge)

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[personal profile] gochuugoku 2012-02-19 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
...Just how much have you all had to drink this fine day?

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