![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
VALENTINE'S DAY
[[DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS, ROUTE 29? IT'S GODDAMN VALENTINE'S DAY, THAT'S WHAT IT IS
and what could possibly be more fitting for the most beautiful day of the year than Major Alex Louis fucking Armstrong and his set of absolutely perfectly sculpted muscles?
But you could get that any day of the year! So what's special about today? Why, he's got two friends with him! And he's dazzling so hard that....well, his very words appear to be sparkling!]]
Truly, this is the most beautiful day of the year, friends!
[[Already crying deeply, here's Armstrong himself! But who is with him?
It's Hughes! He glances down at the outfit he's wearing, and then back up at Armstrong.]]
Well, this is certainly interesting!
[[Have a joking flex at the camera. He's laughing too hard to take himself seriously. But at least someone is having fun.]]
I can see why you enjoy this so much, Major! [[Not really. But in the spirit of all things happy, today he can.]] Ah, you know! If I'd dressed like this back home, we might have more than just little Elicia! But Elicia is all I really need in my life.
[[Whipping out a picture. Where does he keep those things? Nobody really knows.]]
JUST LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE LITTLE GIRL...!!
[[However, there's one more to add to the party....]]
Come on, knock it off, Armstrong!
[[It's Isaac!! That said, he's laughing. The happy feelings are infectious, after all!]]
[[SO NOW YOU'VE MET THE CAST. Theworst best part? They're all dressed in costumes like THIS!
Where did they get them? Why did they get them? Who really cares? The point is, you're about to faced down by three very manly men (...well, two manly men + Hughes) wearing nothing but tight black pants and a bowtie collar, ready to educate you in the fine art of artistic shirtless flexing.]]
I am simply overwhelmed with the beauty and majesty of you, my friends!
Together, we will display our artisticly trained muscles to the world!
[[YOUR BODIES
THEY
ARE
NOT
READY]]
[[OOC: BASICALLY, COMMENT IN THIS POST AND HAVE THREE FMA-STYLE CHIPPENDALES DANCING AT/WITH YOU AND POTENTIALLY ASSAULTING YOU WITH SPARKLES AND PICTURES OF ADORABLE 3 YEAR OLDS. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT, LBR.
FEEL FREE TO USE THIS AS A MINGLE POST TOO! EVERYONE IS WELCOME TO COME ANND TALK ABOUT HOWTERRIFYING BEAUTIFUL A SIGHT THIS IS!]]
and what could possibly be more fitting for the most beautiful day of the year than Major Alex Louis fucking Armstrong and his set of absolutely perfectly sculpted muscles?
But you could get that any day of the year! So what's special about today? Why, he's got two friends with him! And he's dazzling so hard that....well, his very words appear to be sparkling!]]
Truly, this is the most beautiful day of the year, friends!
[[Already crying deeply, here's Armstrong himself! But who is with him?
It's Hughes! He glances down at the outfit he's wearing, and then back up at Armstrong.]]
Well, this is certainly interesting!
[[Have a joking flex at the camera. He's laughing too hard to take himself seriously. But at least someone is having fun.]]
I can see why you enjoy this so much, Major! [[Not really. But in the spirit of all things happy, today he can.]] Ah, you know! If I'd dressed like this back home, we might have more than just little Elicia! But Elicia is all I really need in my life.
[[Whipping out a picture. Where does he keep those things? Nobody really knows.]]
JUST LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE LITTLE GIRL...!!
[[However, there's one more to add to the party....]]
Come on, knock it off, Armstrong!
[[It's Isaac!! That said, he's laughing. The happy feelings are infectious, after all!]]
[[SO NOW YOU'VE MET THE CAST. The
Where did they get them? Why did they get them? Who really cares? The point is, you're about to faced down by three very manly men (...well, two manly men + Hughes) wearing nothing but tight black pants and a bowtie collar, ready to educate you in the fine art of artistic shirtless flexing.]]
I am simply overwhelmed with the beauty and majesty of you, my friends!
Together, we will display our artisticly trained muscles to the world!
[[YOUR BODIES
THEY
ARE
NOT
READY]]
[[OOC: BASICALLY, COMMENT IN THIS POST AND HAVE THREE FMA-STYLE CHIPPENDALES DANCING AT/WITH YOU AND POTENTIALLY ASSAULTING YOU WITH SPARKLES AND PICTURES OF ADORABLE 3 YEAR OLDS. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT, LBR.
FEEL FREE TO USE THIS AS A MINGLE POST TOO! EVERYONE IS WELCOME TO COME ANND TALK ABOUT HOW
no subject
no subject
[ He's just realized that if other!him is anything like he is, he probably never actually told you you did a good job lololol... MORE PAPERWORK IS ALWAYS REWARD ENOUGH. ]
no subject
If anyone deserve flattering sir, it's you.
no subject
Oh? Well, thank you!
no subject
I've always wanted to thank you for everything, but I never got around to it! [ Oops blurting out all her ~secret~ and ~hidden~ feelings that she never got to say. ]
no subject
Thank me? There's really no need to! You're the one hard at work!
[ All the ~feels~ today, since it's Valentines Day ]
no subject
Oh, but I wouldn't be able to be such a hard worker without you. [ All of the ~feel~ ]
no subject
Well, seems like we've mutually benefited each other in many ways, then!
no subject
Yeah, I guess so! [ YOU GOT WORK DONE AND SHE GOT MONEY FOR BOOKS and other necessities or whatever. ]
no subject
no subject
no subject
We should start moving soon, then!
.... [ Have an awkward lineface ] I may have accidentally left someone behind in Goldenrod.
[ In other words oops. Now go help me clean up my mess. DON'T YOU MISS HIM? ]
no subject
Ah, okay sir! I-I just have to get my things from my room, sir! It won't take me long, sir!
no subject
Take your time!
[ Except, no really. Hurry up. ]