VALENTINE'S DAY

[sculpted]

[[DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS, ROUTE 29? IT'S GODDAMN VALENTINE'S DAY, THAT'S WHAT IT IS

and what could possibly be more fitting for the most beautiful day of the year than Major Alex Louis fucking Armstrong and his set of absolutely perfectly sculpted muscles?

But you could get that any day of the year! So what's special about today? Why, he's got two friends with him! And he's dazzling so hard that....well, his very words appear to be sparkling!]]

Truly, this is the most beautiful day of the year, friends!

[[Already crying deeply, here's Armstrong himself! But who is with him?

It's Hughes! He glances down at the outfit he's wearing, and then back up at Armstrong.]]

Well, this is certainly interesting!

[[Have a joking flex at the camera. He's laughing too hard to take himself seriously. But at least someone is having fun.]]

I can see why you enjoy this so much, Major! [[Not really. But in the spirit of all things happy, today he can.]] Ah, you know! If I'd dressed like this back home, we might have more than just little Elicia! But Elicia is all I really need in my life.

[[Whipping out a picture. Where does he keep those things? Nobody really knows.]]

JUST LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE LITTLE GIRL...!!

[[However, there's one more to add to the party....]]

Come on, knock it off, Armstrong!

[[It's Isaac!! That said, he's laughing. The happy feelings are infectious, after all!]]

[[SO NOW YOU'VE MET THE CAST. The worst best part? They're all dressed in costumes like THIS!

Where did they get them? Why did they get them? Who really cares? The point is, you're about to faced down by three very manly men (...well, two manly men + Hughes) wearing nothing but tight black pants and a bowtie collar, ready to educate you in the fine art of artistic shirtless flexing.]]


I am simply overwhelmed with the beauty and majesty of you, my friends!

Together, we will display our artisticly trained muscles to the world!

[[YOUR BODIES

THEY

ARE

NOT

READY]]



[[OOC: BASICALLY, COMMENT IN THIS POST AND HAVE THREE FMA-STYLE CHIPPENDALES DANCING AT/WITH YOU AND POTENTIALLY ASSAULTING YOU WITH SPARKLES AND PICTURES OF ADORABLE 3 YEAR OLDS. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT, LBR.

FEEL FREE TO USE THIS AS A MINGLE POST TOO! EVERYONE IS WELCOME TO COME ANND TALK ABOUT HOW TERRIFYING BEAUTIFUL A SIGHT THIS IS!]]

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[derpsaboutfamily]

Sheska! I see you've made it!

[bibliomaniac]

That's right sir, thanks to Colonel Archer helping me! [ ALTHOUGH IT WAS A VERY AWKWARD TRIP FROM CHERRYGROVE TO VIOLET. SO AWKWARD. ]

1/2

[derpsaboutfamily]

[ .... Archer. ]

[derpsaboutfamily]

[ WHATEVS, WHATEVS. WHY WAS HE UPSET WITH ARCHER AGAIN...? ]

Ah! So you know the Colonel as well?

[bibliomaniac]

He rehired me after you fired me, so I worked under him for while. [ YOU KNOW, JUST RECREATED SOME IMPORTANT FILES AND THEN DESTROYED THE EVIDENCE. ]

[derpsaboutfamily]

[ He did what now? Must be in the future. Why would he fire you though? ]

Ah! I'm sorry about... that...!

[ His alternate self must be mean ;A; He's sorry Sheska, he'd never fire you! ]

[bibliomaniac]

You don't have to be sorry, you did it to protect me. [ BECAUSE OOPS YOU LEARNT TERRIBLE SECRETS AND GOT DEATH FOR IT. ]

[derpsaboutfamily]

It's funny, but you're the first person I've met here who actually knows Colonel Archer!

[bibliomaniac]

[ She is? Huh, that's a bit weird, isn't it? Eh, whatever whatever. ]

Well, he's not exactly a popular guy. [ Because he's kinda a douchebag. ]

[derpsaboutfamily]

I... can imagine so!

[bibliomaniac]

Yeah, I was pretty surprise when he offered to hire me, since I didn't even know him.

[derpsaboutfamily]

That's because you're a good worker and you do a good job!

[ At least, the one he knew did. So you must too. ]

[bibliomaniac]

Ah, Mr. Hughes, you don't have to flatter me like that. [ Ooh~ Mister Hughes ooh~ ]

[derpsaboutfamily]

Ah, but it's well-deserved flattering!

[ He's just realized that if other!him is anything like he is, he probably never actually told you you did a good job lololol... MORE PAPERWORK IS ALWAYS REWARD ENOUGH. ]

[bibliomaniac]

[ PAPERWORK AND CONSTANT PUSHING PHOTOS OF ELICIA IN HER FACE. ]

If anyone deserve flattering sir, it's you.

[derpsaboutfamily]

[ BUT YOU ENJOY IT. WHY WOULDN'T YOU? ]

Oh? Well, thank you!

[bibliomaniac]

[ BECAUSE YOU DO IT WHILE SHE'S BUSY WORKING HARD FOR YOU. ]

I've always wanted to thank you for everything, but I never got around to it! [ Oops blurting out all her ~secret~ and ~hidden~ feelings that she never got to say. ]

[derpsaboutfamily]

[ THERE IS NEVER A BAD TIME FOR ELICIA PICTURES, OKAY? ]

Thank me? There's really no need to! You're the one hard at work!

[ All the ~feels~ today, since it's Valentines Day ]

[bibliomaniac]

[ MAYBE TO YOU, BUT IT'S NOT THE BEST WAY TO ENCOURAGE SOMEONE ELSE, NAMELY HER. ]

Oh, but I wouldn't be able to be such a hard worker without you. [ All of the ~feel~ ]

[derpsaboutfamily]

[ ... NOPE. ELICIA IS THE BEST FORM OF ENCOURAGEMENT. FOR EVERYONE ]

Well, seems like we've mutually benefited each other in many ways, then!

[bibliomaniac]

[ S-SOB ]

Yeah, I guess so! [ YOU GOT WORK DONE AND SHE GOT MONEY FOR BOOKS and other necessities or whatever. ]

[derpsaboutfamily]

How about traveling with me to Goldenrod, then?

[bibliomaniac]

R-really?! I would love to travel with you, sir! [ WHO WAS THAT OTHER PERSON SHE WAS TRAVELING WITH BEFORE? ARCH... SOMETHING? EH, DOESN'T MATTER. ]

[derpsaboutfamily]

Great!

We should start moving soon, then!

.... [ Have an awkward lineface ] I may have accidentally left someone behind in Goldenrod.

[ In other words oops. Now go help me clean up my mess. DON'T YOU MISS HIM? ]

[bibliomaniac]

[ YES, BUT SHE MIGHT BE QUESTIONING WHY. ]

Ah, okay sir! I-I just have to get my things from my room, sir! It won't take me long, sir!