sculpted | MISSION 002 [VIOLET CITY

MISSION 002 [VIOLET CITY - VIDEO/ACTION]

[[It's a rather pleasant day in Violet City. Major Armstrong, having explored the Bell Tower and other surrounding areas, has decided to take a break underneath a tree in a quiet area of town. With him are his two Pokemon. Ben the Geodude and Maa the Pidgey, along with three Pokemon eggs sitting in his bag.

He's wrapped them tightly in his spare clothes and towel, and positioned the bag near his (beautifully sparkly hot) body to ensure they stay warm in the chilly weather.]]

Ah, I haven't practiced like this in a while.

[[He's referring to the sketchpad propped up against his knee, where a rather good likeness of his Geodude and Pidgey is forming. While excellent at portraits, Armstrong is out of practice with other forms of drawing, and as such sketching his Pokemon is doing his hand a world of good.

When the picture is close to being finished, his Geodude strikes a pose while his Pidgey flutters over and seats herself on his head, pecking gently at his curl while she examines the picture.]]

What do you think? This is but one of the many artistic techniques passed down through my family for generations, you know! If it were possible I'd show you my alche-

[[Peck peck. The Pidgey pecks the picture, interrupting his spiel, before pecking his head and repeating the gestures.]]

....you....you want me to draw myself in the picture with you?

[[A happy chirp!

....followed by...happy tears...]]

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[ ... LOL INDEED ]

Oh! My memory doesn't fail me, then!

Perhaps, when you get here, you can draw me some portraits of Elicia~?

[ HE CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH ELICIA. Also, his drawings are stick figures ]

Your memory has served you well!

[[YOU'RE JUST MAD YOU'RE NOT AS HUMBLE AND MODEST AS HE IS!!]]

And I would love to draw Elicia for you! There's no need to wait until I get there, I remember her adorable face quite well!

[[So he'll flip over a page and start sketching while they talk~!]]

[ ARE MODESTY AND HUMBLENESS PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS AS WELL? ]

Her angelic face does leave quite the impression, doesn't it!

[[OF COURSE!

ALONG WITH A NUMBER OF OTHER BEAUTIFUL ARTISTIC PERSONALITY TRAITS, THANK YOU!!]]

You and Gracia certainly are blessed!

[[Sketching, sketching~]]

Feel free to ask me for portraits whenever you like! I need to keep my hand in.

[ OH, OKAY. JUST MAKING SURE. ]

Drawing Elicia would bring you such joy, as well~!

[ Man, look at all that modesty and humbleness coming from this end, too. He must be in-training to become an Armstrong or something.

Now we just need artistic-expressions time with the two of them, along with shirtless o'clock ]

It does!

[[Et voila! Have a rather lovely sketch of Elicia.

....along with you and Gracia behind her.

..........h-happy family]]

[ Have a squee... And a wiggle. Actually, have lots of happy wiggles. ]

How beautiful! You've captured her so well, Major! Almost as great as the real thing.

[[sparkles!!]]

It's my pleasure, Hughes! I do hope I managed to capture Gracia's beauty correctly!

You most definitely did! I'm surprised you don't do this for a living!

[[That comment will make him chuckle!]]

Ah, if only, Lt Colonel. But my family has a proud tradition of producing the finest soldiers and alchemists, and I am honoured to be able to continue it!

This is just a little hobby I like to indulge in, anyway.

Sounds like your family produces more than just the finest soldiers and alchemists!

You've got two sisters, am I correct? Are they both working toward becoming soldiers and alchemists as well?

[ Isn't he just the perfect little stalker...? HE'S WATCHING YOU. HE KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. ... ]

Ah, you are half-correct, Hughes! I actually have four sisters; three older and one adorable younger! Olivier, Amue, Strongine and Catherine!

Out of the older ones, Olivier is the only one involved in the military. Catherine is far too young for that sort of thing, and Amue and Strongine prefer more ladylike pursuits!

[[is it obvious he likes to talk about his family

AND YOU CAN STALK HIM WHENEVER YOU WANT, HUGHES

HE WILL DAZZLE FOR YOU AN HOUR OF THE DAY!!!]]

[ WE ARE KINDRED SPIRITS, ARMSTRONG. HUGHES ALSO LIKES TALKING OF FAMILY! ]

A big family! How nice!

[[WHAT?! THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION! YOU'RE SO SUBTLE ABOUT IT!]]

Aha, it was certainly interesting growing up with three older sisters! Amue and Strongine loved dressing me up like a girl, and....

....w-well, Olivier was interesting too!

[[sob Olivier y u so mean]]

[ I KNOW RIGHT? HE NEVER MENTIONS HIS FAMILY AT ALL... ]

Ah! Can you keep a secret, Major?

I've had to dress up like a girl a few times for Elicia's tea parties, as well.

[[HONESTLY, IT'S LIKE THEY DON'T EXIST!!]]

.....

Hughes, that is adorable!!

[[ALL THE SPARKLY GODDAMN TEARS FOR YOU THIS IS THE CUTEST THING

YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE THE CUTEST THING]]

[ HE SHOULD WORK HARDER ON THAT, THEN. ]

The things we do for family, hmm? I have to admit, though, dresses are surprisingly comfortable!

[[NO NO YOU'RE ALL GOOD THERE'S NO NEED]]

They are! Although don't let Amue and Strongine know, or they'll try to get me back into one!

[[~~PERHAPS WE SHOULD BE SHIRTLESS IN MINISKIRTS FOR A CERTAIN UPCOMING EVENT, IF WE'RE SO COMFORTABLE...~~]]

[ ARE YOU SURE??? HE REALLY DOES LOVE HIS FAMILY... SHOULD HE SHOW YOU HOW MUCH??? ]

I promise I won't tell a soul!

[ ~~HE'LL DO IT IF YOU DO-- I MEAN... I'M NOT SURE THE WORLD IS READY FOR THAT QUITE YET...~~ ]

[[ONLY IF YOU LET HIM SHOW YOU HOW MAGNIFICENT HIS MUSCLES ARE!!]]

Then it shall be our secret!

[[~~EVERYONE'S BODIES ARE NOT READY FOR THAT LEVEL OF PURE SEXY, LBR~~]]

[ ..... OKAY. JUST DON'T TOUCH HIM WITH THOSE MUSCLES PLEASE... ]

You know, Major. I've heard that a holiday called "Valentines Day" is coming up, where lovers express their love for each other with gifts. Perhaps you could offer your talents as an artist for those who are unable to come up with a gift idea!

I'm sure anyone would be happy to receive a portrait drawn with such talent.

[ ~~NOT YET. BUT WE CAN PREPARE THEM. ONE STEP AT A TIME, RIGHT?~~ ]

[[he will let you touch them if you want hughes]]

Valentine's Day, eh? That sounds simply wonderful! A day to celebrate love!!

[[lawd hammercy here he goes]]

I would be honoured to aid those declaring their love! What a simply beautiful idea, Lt Colonel!

[[~~SOON, THEY WILL BE ABLE TO ACCEPT THE BEAUTY THAT IS OUR MINISKIRTED BODIES~~]]

[ .... Maybe later. ~~When they're alone~~ ]

It sounded like a holiday you would enjoy, Major!

[ ~~YES! SOON...!! BUT FIRST, SHIRTLESS O'CLOCK WILL HAPPEN!~~ ]

[[~~ooh lt colonel hughes ooh~~]]

It makes me wonder why we have nothing like that in Amestris! Truly, Johto is a beautiful place!

I will simply have to prepare something for all those I love!

[[god he is just dazzling so hard rn

IT SHOULD BE SHIRTLESS O'CLOCK EVERY HOUR OF THE DAY TBH

LMAO WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT IT'S ARMSTRONG

IT ALREADY IS]]

Perhaps when we get home, we can start something of the sort!

[ Small laugh ]

I believe it's more intended for those in romantic relationships, but I'm sure nobody would object to anything from you, Major.

[ SHIRTLESS O'CLOCK 24/7! ]

OH GOOD. HAVE ALL THE HUGHES THREADS /DUMPS

LET HIM PRESS YOU INTO HIS MANLY CHEST, HUGHES, AND WE SHALL ENJOY ALL THE THREADS

.... JUST.... DO IT GENTLY PLEASE. HE IS FRAGILE

WELL THEN WE'LL HAVE TO FIX THAT WON'T WE

..... HOW....?

.............................../SPARKLE

..... O-OH... OH MY...

DOES HE DAZZLE YOU

OF COURSE. SO BLINDING. ALL THAT DAZZLE...

IT'S LIKE YOUR PERSONAL BRAND OF-OK THAT'S ENOUGH TWILIGHT

NEVER ENOUGH TWI--.... NEVERMIND. WELL, AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT PALE LIKE ARCHER.

DOES THIS MAKE KIMBLEE BELLA???????

MAKES SENSE. I CAN TOTALLY SEE ARCHER CREEPILY WATCHING KIMBLEE SLEEP...

KIMBLEE YOU IN DANGER GURL

PLEASE DON'T HAVE ARCHER'S WEIRD DEMON BABIES, KIMBLEE...

I DON'T LIKE WHERE THIS CROSSOVER IS GOING

DOES ANYTHING TWILIGHT-RELATED EVER GO ANYWHERE GOOD?

SOB HE JUST WANTS TO DAZZLE WITHOUT BEING LIKENED TO A ZOMBIE STALKER

TRY HARDER! DAZZLE MORE! EVENTUALLY PEOPLE WILL ACCEPT YOU FOR WHO YOU REALLY ARE!

HE'LL TURN HIS DAZZLE UP TO 11!!! THE WORLD IS UNPREPARED FOR THIS!!

OH MY GOSH... EVERYONE WILL GO BLIND! BUT THEY WILL BE SO HAPPY!

THE HAPPINESS WILL OUTWEIGHT THEIR BLINDNESS, DAMMIT!!

PRETTY MUCH! THEY'LL HAPPILY BECOME BLIND!

JUST ASK ROY!!! (WAS THAT BELOW THE BELT)

OOOOU... BUUUURN...