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MISSION 002 [VIOLET CITY - VIDEO/ACTION]
[[It's a rather pleasant day in Violet City. Major Armstrong, having explored the Bell Tower and other surrounding areas, has decided to take a break underneath a tree in a quiet area of town. With him are his two Pokemon. Ben the Geodude and Maa the Pidgey, along with three Pokemon eggs sitting in his bag.
He's wrapped them tightly in his spare clothes and towel, and positioned the bag near his (beautifully sparkly hot) body to ensure they stay warm in the chilly weather.]]
Ah, I haven't practiced like this in a while.
[[He's referring to the sketchpad propped up against his knee, where a rather good likeness of his Geodude and Pidgey is forming. While excellent at portraits, Armstrong is out of practice with other forms of drawing, and as such sketching his Pokemon is doing his hand a world of good.
When the picture is close to being finished, his Geodude strikes a pose while his Pidgey flutters over and seats herself on his head, pecking gently at his curl while she examines the picture.]]
What do you think? This is but one of the many artistic techniques passed down through my family for generations, you know! If it were possible I'd show you my alche-
[[Peck peck. The Pidgey pecks the picture, interrupting his spiel, before pecking his head and repeating the gestures.]]
....you....you want me to draw myself in the picture with you?
[[A happy chirp!
....followed by...happy tears...]]
He's wrapped them tightly in his spare clothes and towel, and positioned the bag near his (beautifully sparkly hot) body to ensure they stay warm in the chilly weather.]]
Ah, I haven't practiced like this in a while.
[[He's referring to the sketchpad propped up against his knee, where a rather good likeness of his Geodude and Pidgey is forming. While excellent at portraits, Armstrong is out of practice with other forms of drawing, and as such sketching his Pokemon is doing his hand a world of good.
When the picture is close to being finished, his Geodude strikes a pose while his Pidgey flutters over and seats herself on his head, pecking gently at his curl while she examines the picture.]]
What do you think? This is but one of the many artistic techniques passed down through my family for generations, you know! If it were possible I'd show you my alche-
[[Peck peck. The Pidgey pecks the picture, interrupting his spiel, before pecking his head and repeating the gestures.]]
....you....you want me to draw myself in the picture with you?
[[A happy chirp!
....followed by...happy tears...]]
DOES ANYTHING TWILIGHT-RELATED EVER GO ANYWHERE GOOD?
The things we do for family, hmm? I have to admit, though, dresses are surprisingly comfortable!
SOB HE JUST WANTS TO DAZZLE WITHOUT BEING LIKENED TO A ZOMBIE STALKER
They are! Although don't let Amue and Strongine know, or they'll try to get me back into one!
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PERHAPS WE SHOULD BE SHIRTLESS IN MINISKIRTS FOR A CERTAIN UPCOMING EVENT, IF WE'RE SO COMFORTABLE...]]TRY HARDER! DAZZLE MORE! EVENTUALLY PEOPLE WILL ACCEPT YOU FOR WHO YOU REALLY ARE!
I promise I won't tell a soul!
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HE'LL DO IT IF YOU DO-- I MEAN... I'M NOT SURE THE WORLD IS READY FOR THAT QUITE YET...]HE'LL TURN HIS DAZZLE UP TO 11!!! THE WORLD IS UNPREPARED FOR THIS!!
Then it shall be our secret!
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EVERYONE'S BODIES ARE NOT READY FOR THAT LEVEL OF PURE SEXY, LBR]]OH MY GOSH... EVERYONE WILL GO BLIND! BUT THEY WILL BE SO HAPPY!
You know, Major. I've heard that a holiday called "Valentines Day" is coming up, where lovers express their love for each other with gifts. Perhaps you could offer your talents as an artist for those who are unable to come up with a gift idea!
I'm sure anyone would be happy to receive a portrait drawn with such talent.
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NOT YET. BUT WE CAN PREPARE THEM. ONE STEP AT A TIME, RIGHT?]THE HAPPINESS WILL OUTWEIGHT THEIR BLINDNESS, DAMMIT!!
Valentine's Day, eh? That sounds simply wonderful! A day to celebrate love!!
[[lawd hammercy here he goes]]
I would be honoured to aid those declaring their love! What a simply beautiful idea, Lt Colonel!
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SOON, THEY WILL BE ABLE TO ACCEPT THE BEAUTY THAT IS OUR MINISKIRTED BODIES]]PRETTY MUCH! THEY'LL HAPPILY BECOME BLIND!
When they're alone]It sounded like a holiday you would enjoy, Major!
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YES! SOON...!! BUT FIRST, SHIRTLESS O'CLOCK WILL HAPPEN!]JUST ASK ROY!!! (WAS THAT BELOW THE BELT)
ooh lt colonel hughes ooh]]It makes me wonder why we have nothing like that in Amestris! Truly, Johto is a beautiful place!
I will simply have to prepare something for all those I love!
[[god he is just dazzling so hard rn
IT SHOULD BE SHIRTLESS O'CLOCK EVERY HOUR OF THE DAY TBH
]]LMAO WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT IT'S ARMSTRONG
IT ALREADY IS
OOOOU... BUUUURN...
[ Small laugh ]
I believe it's more intended for those in romantic relationships, but I'm sure nobody would object to anything from you, Major.
[ SHIRTLESS O'CLOCK 24/7! ]
S-SPARKLE
I would certainly hope they wouldn't! My gifts would come straight from the heart!
[[tl;dr ACCEPT HIS LOVE OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES DAMMIT]]
/BLIND
And that's the best kind of gift!
[ WHAT IF HIS LOVE IS A CONSEQUENCE? ]
AND YOU LOVE HIM FOR IT
[[THEN YOU'RE BASICALLY GETTING IT EITHER WAY
PREPARE YOURSELF]]
YEAH, YEAH....
[ OH DEAR GOD... ]
:3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3
[[COME TO HIS BOSOM HUGHES
COME TO HIM]]
8D
[ .... OH GOD.... ]
/o/
Don't worry Hughes, your beauty is purely masculine!
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Well! I do suppose I've got some masculine beauty, hmm?
[ Here, let him mock flex for you.
OH DEAR GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HIM?Oh, that's right... ]
Ah! Major, before you arrived, there was a kid here I think you would've liked to meet.
It's too bad he seems to have left, though...
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You've certainly got potential there!
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THIS IS HOW IT STARTS, HUGHES
]]THIS IS HOW IT STARTS
Oh? Whom would that be?
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NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!]His name was Natsu! [ Laughs ] He's got a lot of energy! Asked me to wrestle him.
I do think you'd have done a much better job, Major.
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DON'T FIGHT IT HUGHES
]]EMBRACE IT
EMBRACE IT
Ah, it's always inspiring to see youth with such a zest for life! It's a shame Fullmetal isn't here; he was always a handful!
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BRB, CRYING... AND NOT HAPPILY...]Mmm, yes! He was here up until a little while ago along with their friend, Winry. Alphonse is still here, I believe, though.
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...you mean they were sent home?
[[Ok, now this is getting interesting.]]
Do you have any idea how it happened?
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It seems to be random. So far, we've found no explanation for it. While there is a rumor that those who complete the Gym Challenge will go home, I don't think either Edward or Winry got that far.
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[[And such a shame about Edward and Miss Winry, such lovely kids >:]]
I suppose we're all slaves to the fickle nature of this place, then.
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Unfortunately, that seems to be how it looks right now.
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