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MISSION 002 [VIOLET CITY - VIDEO/ACTION]
[[It's a rather pleasant day in Violet City. Major Armstrong, having explored the Bell Tower and other surrounding areas, has decided to take a break underneath a tree in a quiet area of town. With him are his two Pokemon. Ben the Geodude and Maa the Pidgey, along with three Pokemon eggs sitting in his bag.
He's wrapped them tightly in his spare clothes and towel, and positioned the bag near his (beautifully sparkly hot) body to ensure they stay warm in the chilly weather.]]
Ah, I haven't practiced like this in a while.
[[He's referring to the sketchpad propped up against his knee, where a rather good likeness of his Geodude and Pidgey is forming. While excellent at portraits, Armstrong is out of practice with other forms of drawing, and as such sketching his Pokemon is doing his hand a world of good.
When the picture is close to being finished, his Geodude strikes a pose while his Pidgey flutters over and seats herself on his head, pecking gently at his curl while she examines the picture.]]
What do you think? This is but one of the many artistic techniques passed down through my family for generations, you know! If it were possible I'd show you my alche-
[[Peck peck. The Pidgey pecks the picture, interrupting his spiel, before pecking his head and repeating the gestures.]]
....you....you want me to draw myself in the picture with you?
[[A happy chirp!
....followed by...happy tears...]]
He's wrapped them tightly in his spare clothes and towel, and positioned the bag near his (beautifully sparkly hot) body to ensure they stay warm in the chilly weather.]]
Ah, I haven't practiced like this in a while.
[[He's referring to the sketchpad propped up against his knee, where a rather good likeness of his Geodude and Pidgey is forming. While excellent at portraits, Armstrong is out of practice with other forms of drawing, and as such sketching his Pokemon is doing his hand a world of good.
When the picture is close to being finished, his Geodude strikes a pose while his Pidgey flutters over and seats herself on his head, pecking gently at his curl while she examines the picture.]]
What do you think? This is but one of the many artistic techniques passed down through my family for generations, you know! If it were possible I'd show you my alche-
[[Peck peck. The Pidgey pecks the picture, interrupting his spiel, before pecking his head and repeating the gestures.]]
....you....you want me to draw myself in the picture with you?
[[A happy chirp!
....followed by...happy tears...]]
..... O-OH... OH MY...
How beautiful! You've captured her so well, Major! Almost as great as the real thing.
DOES HE DAZZLE YOU
It's my pleasure, Hughes! I do hope I managed to capture Gracia's beauty correctly!
OF COURSE. SO BLINDING. ALL THAT DAZZLE...
IT'S LIKE YOUR PERSONAL BRAND OF-OK THAT'S ENOUGH TWILIGHT
Ah, if only, Lt Colonel. But my family has a proud tradition of producing the finest soldiers and alchemists, and I am honoured to be able to continue it!
This is just a little hobby I like to indulge in, anyway.
NEVER ENOUGH TWI--.... NEVERMIND. WELL, AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT PALE LIKE ARCHER.
You've got two sisters, am I correct? Are they both working toward becoming soldiers and alchemists as well?
[ Isn't he just the perfect little stalker...? HE'S WATCHING YOU. HE KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. ... ]
DOES THIS MAKE KIMBLEE BELLA???????
Out of the older ones, Olivier is the only one involved in the military. Catherine is far too young for that sort of thing, and Amue and Strongine prefer more ladylike pursuits!
[[is it obvious he likes to talk about his family
AND YOU CAN STALK HIM WHENEVER YOU WANT, HUGHES
HE WILL DAZZLE FOR YOU AN HOUR OF THE DAY!!!]]
MAKES SENSE. I CAN TOTALLY SEE ARCHER CREEPILY WATCHING KIMBLEE SLEEP...
A big family! How nice!
KIMBLEE YOU IN DANGER GURL
Aha, it was certainly interesting growing up with three older sisters! Amue and Strongine loved dressing me up like a girl, and....
....w-well, Olivier was interesting too!
[[sob Olivier y u so mean]]
PLEASE DON'T HAVE ARCHER'S WEIRD DEMON BABIES, KIMBLEE...
Ah! Can you keep a secret, Major?
I've had to dress up like a girl a few times for Elicia's tea parties, as well.
I DON'T LIKE WHERE THIS CROSSOVER IS GOING
.....
Hughes, that is adorable!!
[[ALL THE SPARKLY GODDAMN TEARS FOR YOU THIS IS THE CUTEST THING
YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE THE CUTEST THING]]
DOES ANYTHING TWILIGHT-RELATED EVER GO ANYWHERE GOOD?
The things we do for family, hmm? I have to admit, though, dresses are surprisingly comfortable!
SOB HE JUST WANTS TO DAZZLE WITHOUT BEING LIKENED TO A ZOMBIE STALKER
They are! Although don't let Amue and Strongine know, or they'll try to get me back into one!
[[
PERHAPS WE SHOULD BE SHIRTLESS IN MINISKIRTS FOR A CERTAIN UPCOMING EVENT, IF WE'RE SO COMFORTABLE...]]TRY HARDER! DAZZLE MORE! EVENTUALLY PEOPLE WILL ACCEPT YOU FOR WHO YOU REALLY ARE!
I promise I won't tell a soul!
[
HE'LL DO IT IF YOU DO-- I MEAN... I'M NOT SURE THE WORLD IS READY FOR THAT QUITE YET...]HE'LL TURN HIS DAZZLE UP TO 11!!! THE WORLD IS UNPREPARED FOR THIS!!
Then it shall be our secret!
[[
EVERYONE'S BODIES ARE NOT READY FOR THAT LEVEL OF PURE SEXY, LBR]]OH MY GOSH... EVERYONE WILL GO BLIND! BUT THEY WILL BE SO HAPPY!
You know, Major. I've heard that a holiday called "Valentines Day" is coming up, where lovers express their love for each other with gifts. Perhaps you could offer your talents as an artist for those who are unable to come up with a gift idea!
I'm sure anyone would be happy to receive a portrait drawn with such talent.
[
NOT YET. BUT WE CAN PREPARE THEM. ONE STEP AT A TIME, RIGHT?]THE HAPPINESS WILL OUTWEIGHT THEIR BLINDNESS, DAMMIT!!
Valentine's Day, eh? That sounds simply wonderful! A day to celebrate love!!
[[lawd hammercy here he goes]]
I would be honoured to aid those declaring their love! What a simply beautiful idea, Lt Colonel!
[[
SOON, THEY WILL BE ABLE TO ACCEPT THE BEAUTY THAT IS OUR MINISKIRTED BODIES]]PRETTY MUCH! THEY'LL HAPPILY BECOME BLIND!
When they're alone]It sounded like a holiday you would enjoy, Major!
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YES! SOON...!! BUT FIRST, SHIRTLESS O'CLOCK WILL HAPPEN!]JUST ASK ROY!!! (WAS THAT BELOW THE BELT)
ooh lt colonel hughes ooh]]It makes me wonder why we have nothing like that in Amestris! Truly, Johto is a beautiful place!
I will simply have to prepare something for all those I love!
[[god he is just dazzling so hard rn
IT SHOULD BE SHIRTLESS O'CLOCK EVERY HOUR OF THE DAY TBH
]]LMAO WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT IT'S ARMSTRONG
IT ALREADY IS
OOOOU... BUUUURN...
[ Small laugh ]
I believe it's more intended for those in romantic relationships, but I'm sure nobody would object to anything from you, Major.
[ SHIRTLESS O'CLOCK 24/7! ]
S-SPARKLE
I would certainly hope they wouldn't! My gifts would come straight from the heart!
[[tl;dr ACCEPT HIS LOVE OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES DAMMIT]]
/BLIND
And that's the best kind of gift!
[ WHAT IF HIS LOVE IS A CONSEQUENCE? ]
AND YOU LOVE HIM FOR IT
[[THEN YOU'RE BASICALLY GETTING IT EITHER WAY
PREPARE YOURSELF]]
YEAH, YEAH....
[ OH DEAR GOD... ]
:3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3
[[COME TO HIS BOSOM HUGHES
COME TO HIM]]
8D
[ .... OH GOD.... ]
/o/
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