sculpted | MISSION 004 [SOUTHERN ROUTE 35

[[GOOD MORNING, JOHTO! Should you be watching your video feed this fine day, or in the vicinity of the outskirts of Goldenrod City, you'll soon catch sight of Alex Louis Armstrong posing dramatically in front of the camera, shirtless. Of course.]]

I have a marvel for you all today! My beautiful Stein has evolved into his final form!

[[And suddenly, popping up in front of the camera is....

....a swan in a purple bra. A sparkly purple bra.]]

Witness the way the sunlight catches his glossy feathers! The way the light sparkles across his wings! Have you ever seen such a magnificent sight, Johto?!

[[As Armstrong speaks, the Swanna goes through a series of triumphant poses. And if one looks closely, they might even see some....pink sparkles near his eyes? Could he have learned the art of the Armstrong sparkle, passed down in the Major's family for generations?]]

My Pokemon are now all in their final forms! And so I pose this question to you, noble viewers; what Gyms do you recommend we take on? We have been training our bodies firmly and dutifully in preparation for this day!

[[And behind him, Armstrong's team of Pokemon sit quietly, mostly looking amused at his display. Some look annoyed, but more at the Swanna's posing rather than their trainer.]]

Alternatively, should you wish to come and marvel at the sight that is the magnificent and beautiful Stein the Swanna, I welcome you all with open arms!

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I've been awfully busy with work and training. My apologies, Major Armstrong.

[ Ah. Yes. Way to...dodge the question. She'll just nod. ]

Ah. Yes. Your Stein is indeed glorious, but, I am a bit confused as to its attire. It appears to be wearing a brasserie. Is it wearing a brasserie? [ POINT BLANK QUESTION ARMSTRONG. DOES YOUR POKEMON WEAR BRAS?! ]

Do not apologize, my dear! I am in awe of your dedication!

[[...as for Swanna here...]]

I am afraid he is completely naked! Those are merely his decorative chest feathers; aren't they beautiful?

Thank you, Major Armstrong, I'm sure you'll be delighted when the company I work for goes public.

[ O-oh. Those are some very suggestive feathers. ]

They're simply gorgeous. Like owner, like pokemon. I'm half expecting them to sparkle. [ GOD WHY DOES LUST TALK TO HIM AGAIN?? OH. YES. TO SAVE FACE.

also HEY HEY ARMSTRONG YOU HAVE CHEST FEATHERS B) ]

Ah, but they do!

[[HAVE A POSE

AND

YEP

SPARKLY FEATHERS]]

Do you not find them hypnotising, Mr Isabella?

They're absolutely mesmerizing. [ Lust is being sarcastic, but, she's definitely manages to pass as a sincere admirer. How could she forget! This is Armstrong's shiny pokemon! ]

You two are an absolute match for each other.

MISSION 004 [SOUTHERN ROUTE 35 - ACTION/VIDEO]

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bb you're in danger at AC, let's get threading!!!

I GET A FREE PASSISH for my hiatus and the fact that I threaded around. IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN...