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VALENTINE'S DAY
[[DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS, ROUTE 29? IT'S GODDAMN VALENTINE'S DAY, THAT'S WHAT IT IS
and what could possibly be more fitting for the most beautiful day of the year than Major Alex Louis fucking Armstrong and his set of absolutely perfectly sculpted muscles?
But you could get that any day of the year! So what's special about today? Why, he's got two friends with him! And he's dazzling so hard that....well, his very words appear to be sparkling!]]
Truly, this is the most beautiful day of the year, friends!
[[Already crying deeply, here's Armstrong himself! But who is with him?
It's Hughes! He glances down at the outfit he's wearing, and then back up at Armstrong.]]
Well, this is certainly interesting!
[[Have a joking flex at the camera. He's laughing too hard to take himself seriously. But at least someone is having fun.]]
I can see why you enjoy this so much, Major! [[Not really. But in the spirit of all things happy, today he can.]] Ah, you know! If I'd dressed like this back home, we might have more than just little Elicia! But Elicia is all I really need in my life.
[[Whipping out a picture. Where does he keep those things? Nobody really knows.]]
JUST LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE LITTLE GIRL...!!
[[However, there's one more to add to the party....]]
Come on, knock it off, Armstrong!
[[It's Isaac!! That said, he's laughing. The happy feelings are infectious, after all!]]
[[SO NOW YOU'VE MET THE CAST. Theworst best part? They're all dressed in costumes like THIS!
Where did they get them? Why did they get them? Who really cares? The point is, you're about to faced down by three very manly men (...well, two manly men + Hughes) wearing nothing but tight black pants and a bowtie collar, ready to educate you in the fine art of artistic shirtless flexing.]]
I am simply overwhelmed with the beauty and majesty of you, my friends!
Together, we will display our artisticly trained muscles to the world!
[[YOUR BODIES
THEY
ARE
NOT
READY]]
[[OOC: BASICALLY, COMMENT IN THIS POST AND HAVE THREE FMA-STYLE CHIPPENDALES DANCING AT/WITH YOU AND POTENTIALLY ASSAULTING YOU WITH SPARKLES AND PICTURES OF ADORABLE 3 YEAR OLDS. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT, LBR.
FEEL FREE TO USE THIS AS A MINGLE POST TOO! EVERYONE IS WELCOME TO COME ANND TALK ABOUT HOWTERRIFYING BEAUTIFUL A SIGHT THIS IS!]]
and what could possibly be more fitting for the most beautiful day of the year than Major Alex Louis fucking Armstrong and his set of absolutely perfectly sculpted muscles?
But you could get that any day of the year! So what's special about today? Why, he's got two friends with him! And he's dazzling so hard that....well, his very words appear to be sparkling!]]
Truly, this is the most beautiful day of the year, friends!
[[Already crying deeply, here's Armstrong himself! But who is with him?
It's Hughes! He glances down at the outfit he's wearing, and then back up at Armstrong.]]
Well, this is certainly interesting!
[[Have a joking flex at the camera. He's laughing too hard to take himself seriously. But at least someone is having fun.]]
I can see why you enjoy this so much, Major! [[Not really. But in the spirit of all things happy, today he can.]] Ah, you know! If I'd dressed like this back home, we might have more than just little Elicia! But Elicia is all I really need in my life.
[[Whipping out a picture. Where does he keep those things? Nobody really knows.]]
JUST LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE LITTLE GIRL...!!
[[However, there's one more to add to the party....]]
Come on, knock it off, Armstrong!
[[It's Isaac!! That said, he's laughing. The happy feelings are infectious, after all!]]
[[SO NOW YOU'VE MET THE CAST. The
Where did they get them? Why did they get them? Who really cares? The point is, you're about to faced down by three very manly men (...well, two manly men + Hughes) wearing nothing but tight black pants and a bowtie collar, ready to educate you in the fine art of artistic shirtless flexing.]]
I am simply overwhelmed with the beauty and majesty of you, my friends!
Together, we will display our artisticly trained muscles to the world!
[[YOUR BODIES
THEY
ARE
NOT
READY]]
[[OOC: BASICALLY, COMMENT IN THIS POST AND HAVE THREE FMA-STYLE CHIPPENDALES DANCING AT/WITH YOU AND POTENTIALLY ASSAULTING YOU WITH SPARKLES AND PICTURES OF ADORABLE 3 YEAR OLDS. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT, LBR.
FEEL FREE TO USE THIS AS A MINGLE POST TOO! EVERYONE IS WELCOME TO COME ANND TALK ABOUT HOW
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[[HOW DARE YOU NOT BE HERE IN PERSON
HE'LL JUST HAVE TO COME UP CLOSE TO THE CAMERA SO YOU CAN SEE HIS MUSCLES IN DETAIL]]
How truly blessed I am to be graced with your presence!!
CRIES I LOVE YOU
also she really wants to be there right now. Or at least, drugged!Lust wants to be there. Real!Lust wants to know your coordinates so she can dig a pitfall right outside where you are!! ]
My, my, I can't even believe how energetic and physically fit you are! I thought it was impossible for you to get any happier, but I guess I was wrong! Major Armstrong, I truly am honored to have this conversation with you in this emotional state!
Did you receive anything interesting today? I, myself, received quite a gleaming egg! [ Shiny Cubchoo is briefly picked up and displayed on the feed! Just imagine that egg except more purple! Like a Shiny Wailord! ]
IT'S HARD NOT TO, I MEAN LOOK AT THESE MUSCLES
[[
/WINK WINK?!TODAY IS JUST
MY GOD YOU'RE AMAZING
EVERYONE IS AMAZING
THAT EGG IS AMAZING]]
Ah, I too have received something special!!
[[HERE
HAVE HIS SHINY DUCKLETT
LOOKING V BITCHY!!]]
His name is Neuschwanstein!
girl look at that body
YEP. JOHTO IS DEFINITELY ON THIZZ. QUICK, SOMEONE PASS LUST A GLOWSTICK SHE CAN TURN VIOLET INTO A RAVE BY TWO PM.
Lust immediately takes an interest in the pokemon.
The weird name is something the mun can't even pronounce but WHATEVER.Her eyes spark up at the glittery, shiny duck and she can't resist a comment. ]It seems your pokemon sparkles just like my egg, and yourself! [ THERE MUST BE A CONNECTION. ]
I WORK OUUUUT
Then we shall have to organize a meeting for such matters!
[[...oh my god
we both have sparklepokemon
clearly, this is meaningful]]
If I was at all unsure of your worthiness, Miss Isabella, your taste in Pokemon has all but confirmed your splendour!
I DON'T KNOW THE REST OF THE SONG.
A meeting with you would be spectacular, Major Armstrong! I've longed for that day ever since you were first mentioned to me with your incredible lineage, potential, and style!
[ CLEARLY THE GREAT POKÉ GODS FAVOR THEIR INTERACTIONS SO MUCH THEY ACTUALLY GAVE THEM SOMETHING IN COMMON. ]
I'm afraid the gleam is determine by luck of the draw, but it is a wonderfully beautiful coincidence and a testament to our sophisticated and eye catching tastes, isn't it? [ If there's one thing you can say about Armstrong, it's that he's exceptionally hard to miss. Man, Lust y u no think nice!!! ]