MISSION 003 [NORTHERN ROUTE 34 - ACTION/VIDEO/TEXT]

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[[Should you be on the outskirts of Goldenrod City today, you may come across a shirtless Major Armstrong and his Riolu, who are standing just off the path leading to the Daycare. They appear to be having some sort of argument; well, Armstrong is doing the angry talking and the Riolu is looking indignant and sulky.

Armstrong is a fighter by heart, and when he realised Riolu's talents for fighting, he immediately set out to teach the little Pokemon all he knew about hand to hand combat. He took to it well, quickly learning a number of techniques ranging from simple to complex.

There is one thing, however, that has Armstrong concerned.]]



Berli, that Rattata had had more than enough. You shouldn't have continued to attack it!

[[The Riolu scowls, angrily kicking at the dirt, refusing to look his trainer in the eye. Armstrong sighs, and kneels down so that he can talk to the Pokemon a bit more intimately, without looking so intimidating.]]

To be a truly noble fighter, Berli, you need to learn to recognize when to show mercy. Your opponent was posing no danger to you or any of your friends, and was trying to escape; attacking it was a cowardly thing to do.

[[He pauses, then, a sad look coming over his face as he appears lost in some distant memory. It passes quickly, however, and he's soon back to looking serious but sympathetic.]]

Next time I tell you to stop, you must stop. Before long, you'll be able to see it yourself. There is no satisfaction to be gained from a fight where the tables are hopelessly turned in your favour.

[[Berli rolls his eyes, but nods, continuing to sheepishly kick the dirt, which is quickly followed by indignant flailing as his trainer rubs his head.]]

I'll make a warrior worthy of the Armstrong name out of you yet!

[[...now to deal with his poor Graveler, who is lying, smoking, on the side of the road with a pleased but exhausted expression on his face. Armstrong's frown deepens.]]

...how about you take a break from doing that to yourself, Ben...

[[GUESS WHO JUST LEARNED SELF-DESTRUCT....]]





I was wondering if anyone had information about an ailment that appears to be affecting one of my pokemon. I've attached a picture:



According to the Pokegear, he should be a blue colour. Is there anything wrong with him? I'd like to know so I can get him treatment immediately, should he be ill!





Hughes, I have made it to Goldenrod City! What are your whereabouts?

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Have you ever heard of a Cubchoo? They appear to be bears with a penchant of sneezing.

Also, does your pokemon have a tendency to sparkle? [ If it's shiny, it should sparkle. One thing Lust has constantly noticed is how it's always sparkling. ]

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Did you say sparkle?

[[His voice will noticably get more excite!! ALLOW HIM TO TRY AND DAZZLE YOU DOWN THE PHONE]]

Why, yes! Stein's feathers are noticably glittery; are you saying your Cubchoo also has this talent?

INNER LUST let's back this shit up || 1/2

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[ he is going to ruin a perfectly good subtle jab at him just watch. ]

2/2 || voice -> video

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[ The video feed clicks on and SURPRISE. Her tattoo is still covered up because AS IF ANYONE WILL SEE THOSE WITHOUT BUYING AN EXPENSIVE DINNER AND ENDURING A SHANK. ]

Yes. He... sparkles. Right down to the nasal drippings. [ Her tone remains pleasant, though inner Lust has a major stick so far up her ass she's tasting wood.

Though, Armstrong will see that Lust isn't exaggerating. She turns the feed to him and there he is: Glittering all over, right down to his snot. Whenever he sneezes, which will be often, bubbles of glitter burst into clouds of glitter. Ke$ha has finally touched pokemon. ]

It's quite an interesting phenomena.

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[[Endure multiple shanks and they might see a collarbone!]]

This is fascinating! I'm quite relieved to know this isn't an isolated phenomena!

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And your Pokemon is simply adorable, Miss Isabella! Truly a credit to you!!

[[No seriously look at this bear]]

[licentious]

[ A collarbone?! How scandalous! Remember the brief glances of her ankle you received earlier? Truly a revolutionary woman! ]

I am fortunate to know that pokemon doesn't have some disorder.

[ Oh! Hey! A compliment! Lust likes those! ]

Thank you. I thought it bore some resemblance to you, actually.

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[[YOU BREAK DOWN THOSE BARRIERS, LUST!! If you're feeling particularly adventurous you could bring out a calf!]]

To....me?

[[....erm, well, that's

....well]]

I'm rather flattered, I must say!

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[ A FULL CALF?! SHEER MADNESS!! She hasn't gotten over the time where she humiliated herself by revealing her elbow! SHE WILL REVEAL THESE NAUGHTY PARTS OF HER BODY IN THE NAME OF EQUALITY.

She offers a light smile. ]

Yes. In fact, I've nicknamed Armstrong. It's ability to sparkle, it's immense strength, how it leaves its artistic touch all over the place [ If you notice, the trees are sparkling. ] And, just like you, it has a very soft heart. [ To him, it's a general compliment. To Lust, it's calling out his cowardice in Ishval. ): Oh boy she is just a pain in the ass with double meanings. ] and ... Well, look closely.

[ She zooms in the feed to show....

A hair curl. Just like Armstrong. ]

[ OOC: My apologies for the lateness! I've been swamped with irl stuff lately! ]

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[[....my god

it's

it's his spirit pokemon

you are raising his spirit pokemon]]

Well, I must say, Miss Isabella! I'm simply overwhelmed by your kindness! If you ever need a training partner, I would be more than willing to assist!



[[OOC: np, bb! o/]]

[licentious]

[ When it comes to twelve hour old Alex, Lust, you ARE the trainer. ]

I'd love to take you up on your offer. Training with you would be a fun experience for everyone.