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MISSION 006 [VIDEO/ACTION FOR VIOLET CITY]
[[Hello and welcome to another fantastically manly Alex Louis Armstrong broadcast! Today, we're starting with a scintillating view of our (shirtless, of course) hero, standing just on the outskirts of Violet City.
Faced with a snarling Garchomp.
...make that a snarling and charging Garchomp, as the beast rockets forward, claws out, ready to barrel into Armstrong....!
...who promptly moves to the side with speed that a man of his size simply shouldn't possess, lightly knocking the Garchomp's strikes away with his fists. Screeching, she pivots sharply and swings her tail toward him, but that too is avoided with apparent ease. Tensing, Armstrong lands a good uppercut on the Garchomp's chin before finishing with a firm strike to her chest. The Garchomp, stunned, crashes to the ground, prompting her trainer to laugh loudly.]]
Your technique is improving, Zahna! A few more sessions like this and even I, Alex Louis Armstrong, will stand no chance against you!
[[Harsh demeanor gone, the (obviously unhurt; Armstrong isn't aiming to injure) Garchomp pushes herself to her feet, looking at her trainer with wide, almost reverent eyes, nodding at everything he's saying. It's clear, however, that she doesn't quite believe she'll ever be able to beat him in battle.
Turning back to the camera, Armstrong moves to switch off the feed, but behind him Zahna sneaks forward, obviously seeing if a sneak attack will work. She leaps....!
....and is immediately intercepted and hurled over Armstrong's shoulder, landing off-screen with a rather firm thud.]]
Attacking a man from behind is not honourable, my dear!
Faced with a snarling Garchomp.
...make that a snarling and charging Garchomp, as the beast rockets forward, claws out, ready to barrel into Armstrong....!
...who promptly moves to the side with speed that a man of his size simply shouldn't possess, lightly knocking the Garchomp's strikes away with his fists. Screeching, she pivots sharply and swings her tail toward him, but that too is avoided with apparent ease. Tensing, Armstrong lands a good uppercut on the Garchomp's chin before finishing with a firm strike to her chest. The Garchomp, stunned, crashes to the ground, prompting her trainer to laugh loudly.]]
Your technique is improving, Zahna! A few more sessions like this and even I, Alex Louis Armstrong, will stand no chance against you!
[[Harsh demeanor gone, the (obviously unhurt; Armstrong isn't aiming to injure) Garchomp pushes herself to her feet, looking at her trainer with wide, almost reverent eyes, nodding at everything he's saying. It's clear, however, that she doesn't quite believe she'll ever be able to beat him in battle.
Turning back to the camera, Armstrong moves to switch off the feed, but behind him Zahna sneaks forward, obviously seeing if a sneak attack will work. She leaps....!
....and is immediately intercepted and hurled over Armstrong's shoulder, landing off-screen with a rather firm thud.]]
Attacking a man from behind is not honourable, my dear!
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[ she doesn't really get it, but she nods anyway.
best to just agree with him. ]
But yeah, that kind of training is really cool! I can't believe... I can't believe you actually punched it out like that... [ so cool. ]
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Ah yes, beauty!
[[and
POSE]]
Should you be searching for the meaning of the word, you need look no further than these perfect muscles! See the way they glimmer in the light, the way they're beautifully sculpted, hardened against the harsh training regimes only an Armstrong can truly tolerate!
My finest work, and you, my dear, get to view it all for yourself!
[[POSE
POSE POSE POSE POSE POSE]]
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[ she's not really sure what else to say. they are kind of beautiful, in a way! he's sure he must have worked really hard to have a body like that.
but... beautiful...? well, people have different standards for that, sure, so she'll just smile a bit awkwardly and nod. ]
Still, that was a really nice uppercut.
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It pleases me to know today's youth have a proper appreciation of beauty, then! I am Alex Louis Armstrong; what may I call you, my girl?
[[Because good taste in muscles and uppercuts means he wants to be friends, okay!!]]
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[ well, he's glad he's pleased then... even if she is still a little unsure. ]
But just how strong are you, anyway?
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[[And it is! Those who compliment his muscles are always in his good books~]]
How strong? A fascinating question.....tell me, what do you consider to be strong, my girl?
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that's a little too complicated for her... ]
Well... how much can you lift?
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[[....let him just go and retrieve his Garchomp, carrying her quite comfortably]]
Does this help?
[[He's actually rather curious about your opinion!]]
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[ even though the answer she's concluded upon now is simply:
a lot. ]
You might be the strongest person I've ever met.
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What a wonderful thing to say! Truly, I am flattered that you think so!
[[And he really is! THAT'S JUST....THE BEST THING TO SAY TO SOMEONE LIKE HIM, OKAY!!]]
It always brings me great joy to meet children with such fine taste!
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[ "fine taste"? well, she'll continue to ignore that for now... ]
But do you always train like that?
[ pretty intense. ]
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[[Granted, he doesn't always physically fight Pokemon that could rip his head off with ease, but there's just something so invigorating about the challenge!]]
I simply don't understand why more trainers don't try it! It's an incredible bonding experience!
[[....we will be ignoring the fact that most people aren't 7'3'' and built like a fuckin' tank]]
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[ but still, she has to admit... it did look kinda interesting... ]
But maybe I'll try it too! Not against something that big, but I need to get my Pokemon into better shape too!