sculpted: (the Strong Arm alchemist)
Major Alex Louis Armstrong ([personal profile] sculpted) wrote2012-05-25 07:55 pm

4TH WALL

[[This was a morning that Major Alex Louis Armstrong was not going to forget.

It had started as a morning like any other; he awoken in his bed in Goldenrod City, his Arcanine and Luxray snoozing on his legs. It was a beautiful morning; the sun was shining in through his open curtains and it made him smile.

Not as much, however, as the sight of his gauntlets did.

He'd noticed that his arms felt heavier than normal, but it was a comforting, natural weight, the feeling of the steel wrapping around his hands. He brought his beloved weapons up to his eyes, wide and staring, the alchemy circles as clear as the day they were burned into the metal.

His poor Pokemon were far less impressed by the whole situation, awoken by the impact of the floor against their faces as their estatic trainer literally leaps right out of bed. But his happiness is their happiness, and they gladly trail after him as he makes a mad rush out the door, almost forgetting to pull on a shirt.

The route outside the city is soon subjected to every single move in his repertoire; countless statues, missiles, walls, designs of all shapes and sizes...to be able to do this again is the greatest gift he could have asked for. His shirt long discarded, he bellows up to the sky before pounding his fist down into the earth.]]


Witness the artistic alchemy passed down through the Armstrong family for generations!

[[He isn't even addressing anyone in particular, but being able to say that line again....the feeling is enough to bring a tear to his eye. As is the sight of his Golem spinning through the massive walls and spikes he's creating to respond with his own, even winking with the traditional Armstrong sparkle.

Being able to teach his very first Pokemon the Armstrong alchemy style of earth and rock manipulation....it's one of the most beautiful feelings in the world.]]
destructivesymphony: (Out of feathers; out of bones)

[personal profile] destructivesymphony 2012-05-25 10:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, Armstrong, you may not be addressing anyone in particular, but that doesn't mean that there isn't anyone around to hear it.

Kimblee hadn't known what to make of the statues outside the city, admittedly; however, the walls, the missiles...those were things he remembered. He remembered them quite well, really. What this man's alchemy was supposed to be, wasn't it?

He stops when he catches sight of him, having picked his way through the veritable...maze that Armstrong has made of the route; this place is far too warm for his liking, but he's in full uniform for now, shifting the heavy fabric of his jacket aside and burying his hands deep in his pockets.]


My, my - very touching, Major.

[He leaves it vague as to whether or not he's referring to the speech or...whatever it is Armstrong is doing with the sentient rock; his gaze doesn't shift from the other alchemist's face.

There's something different there; the man looks...older, somehow. No longer the child fresh out of the academy.

This is a curious place indeed.]
destructivesymphony: (We set fire to our homes)

[personal profile] destructivesymphony 2012-05-25 10:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Hmph.]

Really, Major. You act as though you're seeing a ghost.

[He's not making any sort of effort to mask the condescension in his voice; if anything, he sounds bored, or at the very least completely unimpressed.

Hmm...oh well, really.]


It doesn't matter - now that we're both here, I don't suppose you have any information regarding exactly where this place is? Or what this place is, for that matter, it's all hideously bizarre; were it not so elaborate I'd assume it was some sort of trick.
destructivesymphony: (And they'll soon sink like stones)

[personal profile] destructivesymphony 2012-05-25 11:00 am (UTC)(link)
[That generally bored tone hasn't left, though it's laced through with something resembling agitation.]

You act as though I came here on purpose. If I knew, I certainly wouldn't be asking you where this place is.

[Good god, man, you are really fucking agitated.]

If I didn't know any better, I'd think you were displeased to see me. Do I want to know why?
destructivesymphony: (Default)

[personal profile] destructivesymphony 2012-05-25 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, if you're going to have a goddamn episode about it -

...oh, wait, that's better. Are we actually getting somewhere now? Please tell him we're actually getting somewhere now. Admittedly, that's a bit of an odd question, but it seems intended to answer at least some of the discrepancies happening here. Outside of, you know, the general discrepancy being presented by reality as a whole at the moment.

He doesn't like your tone, Major, but he'll answer - there's not much sense in doing otherwise.]


I just received orders to secure the Kanda district; I have yet to be properly deployed, however.
destructivesymphony: (And they'll soon sink like stones)

[personal profile] destructivesymphony 2012-05-25 11:38 am (UTC)(link)
[.............]

Major...?

[That's...surprisingly genuine-sounding, a fair amount of the condescension gone from his tone; he's closer to curious than concerned, but the shift is apparent regardless.]

...take time to compose yourself. There's no immediate urgency, I don't think.
destructivesymphony: (As the fires spread)

[personal profile] destructivesymphony 2012-05-25 12:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[OH FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS SACRED AND MANY THINGS THAT ARE NOT - ]

Major!

[Kimblee doesn't think before he responds, the reaction instinctive; he's brought his hands together, the clapping sound sharp and harsh - he's avoiding aiming anything at the other alchemist and so directly tearing through the ground is out of the question, but that doesn't mean he's completely unable to do anything, and the alchemic energy crackles sharply between his hands as he separates them.

He hates trying to direct anything through the air, for the same reason he hates guns - he can't read it or find any sort of consistent energy flow to follow, as he does with most substances. He knows that logically he's in control of whatever projectile he puts out there, but it still feels uncontrolled and random; as such, he usually reserves what he's going to do as either a last-minute line of defense if he doesn't have time to manage anything else, or a device to draw his opponent's attention elsewhere.

He forces the energy directly into the ground, arcing it through the air a few feet in front of him, forcing a detonation on impact; it isn't anything large-scale, but it is loud as hell. Not very beautiful, but he's not trying for aesthetics right now; he's just fully aware that he has no control over the situation and like hell if he's going to actually approach Armstrong right now in an attempt to assert himself.]
destructivesymphony: (And they'll soon sink like stones)

[personal profile] destructivesymphony 2012-05-25 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kimblee remains silent once the sharp, rising chorus of sound and destruction finally stops; he could see Armstrong's alchemy failing for a while after the explosion. You can only receive back what you put into it, after all; Armstrong isn't in any condition to continue.

His approach is a wary one; his adrenaline is still running high. He doesn't offer Armstrong his hand, as that hadn't gotten him anywhere last time; rather, he crouches down next to him, his body tense even as he shifts his weight and sits back on his heel.]


Can you talk to me?

[There's tension in his voice as well, though he's obviously trying to bite it back; though his words imply at least some degree of understanding, his tone is tight and clipped - he has no idea what's going on, and he doesn't like it.]
destructivesymphony: (We set fire to our homes)

[personal profile] destructivesymphony 2012-05-25 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[...well. That hadn't been what he'd expected, certainly.]

Yes, we are.

[And that's it.

No justification, no "however", no trying to explain it away or questioning why it does or doesn't matter. Just a simple response.

We're monsters.

Yes, we are.
]
destructivesymphony: (And they'll soon sink like stones)

[personal profile] destructivesymphony 2012-05-25 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you certain?

{Despite his words, he's already rising to his feet again; he sets himself immediately to brushing off the lower half of his coat once he's up, the motion finicky.]
robbedsanity: (Lancelot | Quiet contemplation)

[personal profile] robbedsanity 2012-05-25 10:24 am (UTC)(link)
...Sir, I suggest you wear your coat lest you are seen by others.

[...what is he even seeing here...]
robbedsanity: (Lancelot | I have no words.)

[personal profile] robbedsanity 2012-05-26 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
I'm afraid they'll be either confused or appalled by them.

[He's... also very blunt. But still polite...!]
robbedsanity: (Lancelot | I have no words.)

[personal profile] robbedsanity 2012-05-27 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Surely God himself must have been jesting when they put me in this place...

[/Inwardly facepalming...]

...Perhaps, but we do seem to have differing view regarding this matter.
robbedsanity: (Lancelot | I have no words.)

[personal profile] robbedsanity 2012-05-28 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's a bit weirded out but okay... he's kinda learned that there are a lot of different people here...]

And you, are a man of a wonderful physique, I'm sure of it.

[...can't help being polite...]
usedmask: (EGADS!//shock//horror)

[personal profile] usedmask 2012-05-25 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
HOLY SHIT! [Wimpy dodge some debris!]
usedmask: (EGADS!//shock//horror)

[personal profile] usedmask 2012-05-26 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Goddamnit! [Rolldodge!] HEY! HEY! CUT THAT SHIT OUT!
enjoymyatelier: but what would that even do. (gradients of babylon...?)

[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2012-05-25 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, magecraft was supposed to be a secret, but it wasn't like this place wasn't strange enough that Kayneth couldn't justify a 140 kg blob of mercury following him around. After everything else, he could probably just say it was some kind of foreign Pokemon.

Actually, now that he had this particular Mystic Code back (along with the rest of his standard magical abilities), this place didn't seem so godawful. He'd been ecstatic to wake up and find that everything actually worked, even if he woke up somewhere he didn't necessarily remember being.

...and really, the fact that he had Volumen Hydragyrum with him meant that he barely flinched when some debris flew his way and were quickly blocked.

...he knew he should have expected something from all those statues he saw, but really...]


...What on earth are you doing?
enjoymyatelier: kayneth looking smug as hell in a way that could possibly be construed as amicable (you cannot defeat him.)

[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2012-05-26 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
The pleasure is all mine, Mr. Armstrong. And yes, it is.

[look at him, smugging it up]

Are you really so surprised by this? You've been alchemically creating statues all over the place, after all.
enjoymyatelier: have fun storming the castle, kayneth (a totally honorable mage duel)

[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2012-05-26 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
You could say that, yes. I'd advise you not to get too close to it-I have my defenses against the fumes, of course, but I would presume that you don't.

As for your question... I'm controlling it, although it has some automated abilities.
enjoymyatelier: kayneth looking smug as hell in a way that could possibly be construed as amicable (you cannot defeat him.)

[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2012-05-26 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Both, really. It's extremely versatile.
enjoymyatelier: kayneth looking smug as hell in a way that could possibly be construed as amicable (you cannot defeat him.)

[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2012-05-26 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
I would love to, but I'm afraid I'll have to pass. Family secrets and all that.

[smug smug preen smug

god he is so pleased with everything you have no idea]


Yes, I have. You seem to have gotten a little overenthusiastic.
enjoymyatelier: kayneth looking smug as hell in a mocking way (well who's this douchebag?)

[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2012-05-26 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Really, why wouldn't you? There are no prohibitions against that where you're from, are there?
enjoymyatelier: zach. they're here. (migrane's a comin.)

[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2012-05-27 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Doesn't that cause you any inconveniences? We do face restrictions precisely because it would be an absolute mess if knowledge of magic went public.
enjoymyatelier: but what would that even do. (gradients of babylon...?)

[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2012-05-28 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Are there never problems from those without the talent, though? If nothing else, I can imagine those sorts of people being incredibly demanding.
getthehorns: (> best car or BEST car?)

[personal profile] getthehorns 2012-05-25 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ And here's Cliffjumper, just cruising along- as he does when he finds himself back in his normal body. All of these statues and things? Totally blocking the road.

He skids to a halt and sits there a moment, engine rumbling, before: ]


... Whoa.

[ Enjoy your talking car, Armstrong ]
getthehorns: (> you mess with the bull)

[personal profile] getthehorns 2012-05-26 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
Yo.

... So, what's with the roadblock?

[ nope, not the radio ]
getthehorns: (my horn ):)

[personal profile] getthehorns 2012-05-27 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Well, yes and no.

[ BRACE YOURSELF MAJOR. Because that car is turning into a twenty-five foot tall robot.

Awkward wave. ]
Hi.