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MISSION 004 [SOUTHERN ROUTE 35 - ACTION/VIDEO]

[[GOOD MORNING, JOHTO! Should you be watching your video feed this fine day, or in the vicinity of the outskirts of Goldenrod City, you'll soon catch sight of Alex Louis Armstrong posing dramatically in front of the camera, shirtless. Of course.]]

I have a marvel for you all today! My beautiful Stein has evolved into his final form!

[[And suddenly, popping up in front of the camera is....

....a swan in a purple bra. A sparkly purple bra.]]

Witness the way the sunlight catches his glossy feathers! The way the light sparkles across his wings! Have you ever seen such a magnificent sight, Johto?!

[[As Armstrong speaks, the Swanna goes through a series of triumphant poses. And if one looks closely, they might even see some....pink sparkles near his eyes? Could he have learned the art of the Armstrong sparkle, passed down in the Major's family for generations?]]

My Pokemon are now all in their final forms! And so I pose this question to you, noble viewers; what Gyms do you recommend we take on? We have been training our bodies firmly and dutifully in preparation for this day!

[[And behind him, Armstrong's team of Pokemon sit quietly, mostly looking amused at his display. Some look annoyed, but more at the Swanna's posing rather than their trainer.]]

Alternatively, should you wish to come and marvel at the sight that is the magnificent and beautiful Stein the Swanna, I welcome you all with open arms!

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[[THIS IS SO SURREAL

NO-ONE EVER WANTS TO LEARN HOW TO ARMSTRONG!SPARKLE, GOOD GOD]]

Maybe one day I'll teach you then! When you've proven yourself a little, first~

[[...................

sparkle]]

[Instead, he smirks again and nods to his Pokémon. Arbiter once again goes after Stein with the same attack. Isolani, however, switches tactics without any sort of command, instead shifting to use Spite on Berli.]

[Archer recognizes that move - the Audino Sheska had, Appendi, recently learned that move and Archer has found it quite useful. He doesn't want Berli using that again and prolonging this battle any further.]

[Ryuunosuke clenches his fists in front of him, bouncing on his toes in excitement. He needs to learn to sit the fuck down, really.]

Really? Really? Cool! What do I have to do to prove myself? I'm sure whatever it is, I can totally do it!

Yes. Magnificent.

[He obviously can not contain his joy.]

You have completely evolved monsters you say? How interesting- none of mine have evolved. How was it you get yours to...

~~[Turn your monster into Priscilla Queen of the Desert?]~~

... Grow so wonderfully... Wonderfully... Wonderous?

[WHAT ARE SYNONYMS?]

[Just... hopelessly confused right now.]

...It looks very nice?

[What is it with this guy and loosing the shirts? Why does Mr. Hughes know such weird people?]

It's a very pretty evolution.

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[[This time, Stein doesn't get back up after the Thunder Fang technique. Nothing like a x4 weakness to Electric attacks, goddammit.

Returning Stein to his pokeball, Armstrong gives Berli a Look, before beckoning his final and strongest Pokemon onto the field.]]

Make me proud, Bentheim!

[[And Ben the Golem intends to, starting the battle by slamming into Isolani with a furious Heavy Slam attack, while Berli tries to earn himself back some respect from his trainer by Aura Sphere-ing Arbiter over there.]]

Well. I ensure you that I'm not trying to scare you away from Kimblee, just....exercise caution around him. I can't think of a reason why he'd do you any harm, but be vigilant just in case. I would be most distressed if you were injured due to his....ways, Mr Descole.

[[Forcing a more pleasant expression on his face, Armstrong bows again.]]

After all, it's not often that I meet a man with such excellent taste!

Ah, likewise, Major, likewise.

[...that swan, tho...]

Might I ask where you obtained that one? He - is it a 'he'? I believe that's what you said earlier...either way! He isn't anything like what I've seen on the routes.

Major Alex Armstrong of the Amestrian military, my boy! It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr Triton.

[[You don't mind if Stein continues to give Kira the filthiest look in the world, do you? He...he apologizes for him...]]

You must be quite the trainer!

[[....that beautiful swan tho ;w;]]

Ah, well! I hope you don't mind me bragging a little, but he's actually of a species that cannot be found in Johto; Swanna! Add that onto the fact that he's got a very rare colouration, well...I'm sure you understand why I like to show him off!

[[HAVE SOME MORE POSING FROM THIS DARN SWAN]]

What Pokemon do you train, Mr Descole?

Isn't he just?!

Of course he does! Have you ever seen such a magnificent creature?

[[THE SWANNA WILL POSE FOR YOU, TAKATO!]]

[[HEY NOW, HUGHES ISN'T WEIRD, AND NEITHER IS HE!!

...

OTL]]

Why thank you, young miss! I have to say I agree!

[Arbiter is too weakened as it is - the Aura Sphere knocks him out cold. Isolani barely manages to cling to consciousness - his defense is terrible too, of course - and Archer frowns. Ah well, time to pull out the big guns.]

Let's go, Alekhine!

[The Alakazam appears from the Pokéball, wearing a smirk that matches Archer's own. The Alakazam is his most trusted Pokémon, even if it is on the lazy side and a bit of a slacker. 5,000 IQ, yeah right.]

[Isolani switches tactics immediately, firing off another Shadow Ball attack aimed at Berli. The Alakazam doesn't seem bothered and lets the Gengar go first, waiting for a moment longer than necessary to make his move. He's obviously quite comfortable with battling and he knows his type advantages just as well as Archer does.]

[He fires off an Energy Ball attack at Ben, still smirking like the douchebag he is.]

[[Berli wears the Shadow Ball and cries out angrily, immediately retaliating with a Copycat. None of his regular moves are able to do anything to the Ghost-type, so Copycat is all he has.

Maybe Ben will be able to...give him some assistance....oh.

Or not, considering he's lying unconscious on the ground. So much for the strongest pokemon in the party, shit son.]]

Bentheim...!!

[[Now he's down to only Berli. This isn't going to end well.]]

[The Copycat Shadow Ball knocks Isolani out, but Archer isn't worried. Alekhine hasn't taken any damage, and even though he had nothing Defense-wise, he should be able to withstand Special Attacks easily. Archer's smirk deepens as the Energy Ball hits - excellent. It's a very uneven one-on-one, but Archer has no intention of ending the battle now.]

Finish him, Alekhine.

[The Alakazam's eyes glow and he unleashes a powerful Psychic attack. Of course, Archer's just assuming that Berli over there is a Fighting-type...]

[No Hughes isn't weird, just all of the people he knows. ALL of you!]

Tot's never seen a Pokemon like that before, what type is it?

Is the prettiest prey Chi has ever seen!

[[Ignoring the Steel-type aspect of Berli's make-up, Archer is 100% correct in his assumption. Shrieking, Berli collapses to the ground, completely unable to withstand the force of Alekhine's attack.

Armstrong sighs, returning Berli to his pokeball and clipping it back on his belt.]]

I must congratulate you on your victory, Colonel Archer. I am sorry about that little spat between my two Pokemon there.

Woah... Shiny!
[...Sparkly. Johnny is awestruck for a split-second.... but he's not going to go down that easy. He'll throw a comb up in the air, do a series of poses and catch it, running it through his hair.]

HAH! HUH!

[ Yeah. He can't see her tattoo either. There will be no chesticle staring this conversation!

The feed clicks on to show Lust some distance away. A Sneasel clings into her shoulder and looks at the feed distrustingly. A swinub, can be seen by her foot as she carries a new egg. Cubchoo, or Armstrong, remains in the background sneezing up snot puddles. A Hoppip can be seen passing after a brief tangle in Lust's hair that's resolved just seconds before the feed turns on.

Of course, that's not all the pokemon she has on her. A shiny Smoochum blows kisses towards the feed as its standard greeting. And Lickitung and Munchlax are eating out of a dumpster. Whatever. These aren't her pokemon. She don't care. She gets paid whether they're in dire need of pepto bismol or not.

ENOUGH WITH THE BORING DESCRIPTIONS. HERE WE GO. TALKING TIME. Lust's voice is courteous and polite. ]

Hello, Major Armstrong. It's pleasant to see you again. It's been a while. [ And now onto her question. She looks a bit beside herself. ] However, I have to question what's going on in this feed. Is your pokemon wearing a brasserie? [ GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THE TERM WONDER BRA. ]

[

yeah man he is so glad Tohsaka is here right now, if this was the only other magical-ish aristocrat around then

god

daaaaamn]

How... very interesting.

[where is your shirt.]

Mr Archibald! How lovely it is to see you!

[[As for his shirt?

no one knows

...

do you like his muscles]]

How is Johto treating you?

Miss Isabella! I haven't see you in a while!

[[Have a cheery wave, and a pose from said brasserie-wearing swan!]]

This is Stein! Isn't he just magnificent!?

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