[...Okay, that's going to get him to laugh, hang on!]

That's not what I meant. I use alchemy - it's a science that's really important in Amestris - and I can alter the molecular bonds in water in order to freeze or boil things.

[He'll hold up his left hand to the camera, glove removed and array visible.]

I use this array in order to do it. I had a gauntlet it was etched into, but unfortunately that was taken from me.