[ ..... OKAY. JUST DON'T TOUCH HIM WITH THOSE MUSCLES PLEASE... ]

You know, Major. I've heard that a holiday called "Valentines Day" is coming up, where lovers express their love for each other with gifts. Perhaps you could offer your talents as an artist for those who are unable to come up with a gift idea!

I'm sure anyone would be happy to receive a portrait drawn with such talent.

[ NOT YET. BUT WE CAN PREPARE THEM. ONE STEP AT A TIME, RIGHT? ]