[...show him this the next time Johto goes all glitchy and he will not only propose marriage, but he actually won't throw you off of any boats you may happen to share with him once he decides he's bored otherwise.]

Ah, another alchemist...? We do have a few of those, if I'm not mistaken, but your sort seem to be closer to Will-users than anything else - tell me, what did you specialize in, hm? From what I understand there are different disciplines.