[[E-EGO STROKES....APPRECIATION OF HIS MUSCLES......

NEW FAVOURITE PERSON TBH]]

My dear fellow, you flatter me so! Truly it is rare for me to encounter someone with such fine taste!

[[single

manly

tear

tbh]]

If I might introduce myself......!

[[.........ANOTHER POSE

MORE SPARKLES]]

I am Major Alex Louis Armstrong of the fine nation of Amestris! This incredible beauty has been passed down in my family for generations, along with numerous other talents for which we are known and revered!

[[KNOWN AND REVILED REVERED, YES DEFINITELY]]

To whom, may I ask, do I owe this fine pleasure?