MISSION 004 [SOUTHERN ROUTE 35 - ACTION/VIDEO]
[[GOOD MORNING, JOHTO! Should you be watching your video feed this fine day, or in the vicinity of the outskirts of Goldenrod City, you'll soon catch sight of Alex Louis Armstrong posing dramatically in front of the camera, shirtless. Of course.]]
I have a marvel for you all today! My beautiful Stein has evolved into his final form!
[[And suddenly, popping up in front of the camera is....

....a swan in a purple bra. A sparkly purple bra.]]
Witness the way the sunlight catches his glossy feathers! The way the light sparkles across his wings! Have you ever seen such a magnificent sight, Johto?!
[[As Armstrong speaks, the Swanna goes through a series of triumphant poses. And if one looks closely, they might even see some....pink sparkles near his eyes? Could he have learned the art of the Armstrong sparkle, passed down in the Major's family for generations?]]
My Pokemon are now all in their final forms! And so I pose this question to you, noble viewers; what Gyms do you recommend we take on? We have been training our bodies firmly and dutifully in preparation for this day!
[[And behind him, Armstrong's team of Pokemon sit quietly, mostly looking amused at his display. Some look annoyed, but more at the Swanna's posing rather than their trainer.]]
Alternatively, should you wish to come and marvel at the sight that is the magnificent and beautiful Stein the Swanna, I welcome you all with open arms!
I have a marvel for you all today! My beautiful Stein has evolved into his final form!
[[And suddenly, popping up in front of the camera is....

....a swan in a purple bra. A sparkly purple bra.]]
Witness the way the sunlight catches his glossy feathers! The way the light sparkles across his wings! Have you ever seen such a magnificent sight, Johto?!
[[As Armstrong speaks, the Swanna goes through a series of triumphant poses. And if one looks closely, they might even see some....pink sparkles near his eyes? Could he have learned the art of the Armstrong sparkle, passed down in the Major's family for generations?]]
My Pokemon are now all in their final forms! And so I pose this question to you, noble viewers; what Gyms do you recommend we take on? We have been training our bodies firmly and dutifully in preparation for this day!
[[And behind him, Armstrong's team of Pokemon sit quietly, mostly looking amused at his display. Some look annoyed, but more at the Swanna's posing rather than their trainer.]]
Alternatively, should you wish to come and marvel at the sight that is the magnificent and beautiful Stein the Swanna, I welcome you all with open arms!
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[[He throws a hand into the air and his massive eaglebird Pidgeot comes and perchs on his arm!]]
I will send Maa to you with supplies at once! You just say the word!
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[[The bird is heading your way anyway.]]
Have you caught any more pokemon?
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I'm confident you'll do just fine!
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I AM USED TO BEING AUTOMATICALLY GOOD AT EVERYTHING AND WHAT IS THIS]
I'm sure it will get less intolerable at some point. I suspect I've been having more bad luck than anything else.
[THAT... HAS TO BE THE REASON FOR ALL THIS, RIGHT...]
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Even if you have, don't let it overwhelm you ! I'm positive you'll be able to find a home in the world of Pokemon here.
For now, just aim to assemble a good team!
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...On that front... are there any particular Pokemon I should be looking for? I've noticed that some have very... niche uses.
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For example, one of my friends was a user of fire-based alchemy where we come from, so the majority of his Pokemon are of the Fire type! And my alchemy is based around reshaping the earth, so my first Pokemon has the ability to create Earthquakes! It's quite fantastic!
That sort of thing!
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[but his amorphous blob sucks.]
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I'll do what I can to advise, but half the fun is researching types that will fit your talents!
[[...YOU'LL GET THERE ONE DAY, DITTO-TAN....]]
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[[....is your body ready for this, Kayneth]]
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[...he would think so, but no, it's not...]
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[[SO HOW BADLY WILL THIS GO]]
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[...E-RANK LUCK...]
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You should be able to buy a rod in the markets! Good luck to you, Mr Archibald; do update me when you acquire yourself a new Pokemon!
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[........just.... shirts, bro. they exist for a reason.]