sculpted: (Gods one cannot ever repay)
Major Alex Louis Armstrong ([personal profile] sculpted) wrote2012-05-01 09:52 am

MISSION 004 [SOUTHERN ROUTE 35 - ACTION/VIDEO]

[[GOOD MORNING, JOHTO! Should you be watching your video feed this fine day, or in the vicinity of the outskirts of Goldenrod City, you'll soon catch sight of Alex Louis Armstrong posing dramatically in front of the camera, shirtless. Of course.]]

I have a marvel for you all today! My beautiful Stein has evolved into his final form!

[[And suddenly, popping up in front of the camera is....



....a swan in a purple bra. A sparkly purple bra.]]


Witness the way the sunlight catches his glossy feathers! The way the light sparkles across his wings! Have you ever seen such a magnificent sight, Johto?!

[[As Armstrong speaks, the Swanna goes through a series of triumphant poses. And if one looks closely, they might even see some....pink sparkles near his eyes? Could he have learned the art of the Armstrong sparkle, passed down in the Major's family for generations?]]

My Pokemon are now all in their final forms! And so I pose this question to you, noble viewers; what Gyms do you recommend we take on? We have been training our bodies firmly and dutifully in preparation for this day!

[[And behind him, Armstrong's team of Pokemon sit quietly, mostly looking amused at his display. Some look annoyed, but more at the Swanna's posing rather than their trainer.]]

Alternatively, should you wish to come and marvel at the sight that is the magnificent and beautiful Stein the Swanna, I welcome you all with open arms!
enjoymyatelier: but what would that even do. (gradients of babylon...?)

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[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2012-05-02 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
That's not necessary. I'm making an attempt to be self-sufficient.
enjoymyatelier: maybe he should check the foundations, come to think of it. (red car. good point.)

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[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2012-05-02 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, I managed to catch one of those owls. It's a definite improvement from what I started with, at the very least.
enjoymyatelier: zach. they're here. (migrane's a comin.)

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[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2012-05-02 09:53 am (UTC)(link)
[BUT THINGS ARE HARD, WHY ARE THINGS HARD!!!

I AM USED TO BEING AUTOMATICALLY GOOD AT EVERYTHING AND WHAT IS THIS]


I'm sure it will get less intolerable at some point. I suspect I've been having more bad luck than anything else.

[THAT... HAS TO BE THE REASON FOR ALL THIS, RIGHT...]
enjoymyatelier: just imagine the crossed arms and this is von karma as balls (are you cross examining a parrot)

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[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2012-05-02 10:34 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure I would be able to, but I really have no intention of staying here any longer than necessary. I've been given the impression that we are returned to the same point in time that we were at when we left, but I don't want to take any chances on that impression being wrong.

...On that front... are there any particular Pokemon I should be looking for? I've noticed that some have very... niche uses.
enjoymyatelier: maybe he should check the foundations, come to think of it. (red car. good point.)

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[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2012-05-02 11:12 am (UTC)(link)
That makes sense enough. It's better to work with the sorts of things you already know...

[but his amorphous blob sucks.]
enjoymyatelier: actually, it totally will. (aha! a plan that will not end in failure)

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[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2012-05-11 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I doubt I'll be able to find something that matches it exactly, although I'm sure that I can find things that lie within my specialties. Tell me, then-what is the best way to catch Water Pokemon?
enjoymyatelier: maybe he should check the foundations, come to think of it. (red car. good point.)

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[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2012-05-12 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
...ah. Just fishing, then?

[...he would think so, but no, it's not...]
enjoymyatelier: have fun storming the castle, kayneth (a totally honorable mage duel)

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[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2012-05-13 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
Of course I do. Pokeballs are practically indispensable here, aren't they? I'm not the sort of man to go into something unprepared. All I really need to acquire is a fishing rod.

[...E-RANK LUCK...]
enjoymyatelier: kayneth looking smug as hell in a way that could possibly be construed as amicable (you cannot defeat him.)

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[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2012-05-13 12:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm grateful for the information you've provided, Mr. Armstrong. I'll do my best to keep in touch.

[........just.... shirts, bro. they exist for a reason.]