licentious: (I forgot I ate a salad for dinner so)
licentious ([personal profile] licentious) wrote in [personal profile] sculpted 2012-05-01 09:32 am (UTC)

video

[ Yeah. He can't see her tattoo either. There will be no chesticle staring this conversation!

The feed clicks on to show Lust some distance away. A Sneasel clings into her shoulder and looks at the feed distrustingly. A swinub, can be seen by her foot as she carries a new egg. Cubchoo, or Armstrong, remains in the background sneezing up snot puddles. A Hoppip can be seen passing after a brief tangle in Lust's hair that's resolved just seconds before the feed turns on.

Of course, that's not all the pokemon she has on her. A shiny Smoochum blows kisses towards the feed as its standard greeting. And Lickitung and Munchlax are eating out of a dumpster. Whatever. These aren't her pokemon. She don't care. She gets paid whether they're in dire need of pepto bismol or not.

ENOUGH WITH THE BORING DESCRIPTIONS. HERE WE GO. TALKING TIME. Lust's voice is courteous and polite. ]


Hello, Major Armstrong. It's pleasant to see you again. It's been a while. [ And now onto her question. She looks a bit beside herself. ] However, I have to question what's going on in this feed. Is your pokemon wearing a brasserie? [ GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THE TERM WONDER BRA. ]

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